Yellow Hill Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One. What happens when you pour a tablespoon of salt in to a cup of water? You get saltwater. What do you get when you have unprotected sex with a street hooker? AIDS What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Being raped. :disappointed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 knock knock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talor Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 who is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 who is there?you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahlem Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 the wolf :lol: EDIT: late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Dammit, i can only remember portuguese jokes :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahlem Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What do you get when you cross a cobra tamer and a playwright?William Snakespeare Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?It was closed. :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 Oh noes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "Damn!" How do you keep someone in suspense? Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan8 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 How do you say penis in Turkish? With your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahlem Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 oh God :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 How do you know you're Portuguese? Look at your ID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 Why does Brian Peppers molest children? Because he can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best u Can Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 girl, did you just fart? because you blow me away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahlem Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 am i the only one who's laughing at these jokes yes! :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 i am :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 girl, did you just fart? because you blow me away... lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahlem Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 i am :lol: thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best u Can Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 so a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. they were all men, so it's not interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Do you know the elevator joke? I don't, i took the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahlem Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What's the name of Bob The Builder when he's unemployed? Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best u Can Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 what do you get when you cross a human and a horse? jail time... and one scarred horse... ... or a centaur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Mira mi mata de mango te dio risa? a mi no me dió mango Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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