One day, little Frankie was outside when it started to rain. But the rain was different from the usual rain - this rain was a shiny green substance. Frankie laughed as it fell on him. He opened his mouth and caught it on his tongue. "I will call it 'grooby'!!" he said. Frankie captured a jarful and brought it to his elementary school to show everyone. His friends were jealous and asked what it is. Frankie proudly said "It's 'grooby'!" Later in class, Frankie's teacher saw it and asked him what it is. Frankie said "It's 'grooby'! I named it!" She laughed and went back to the chalkboard. Frankie took his jar of grooby to his science teacher. "Look at my jar of grooby, Mr. Harris!" Mr. Harris said, "Frankie, you shouldn't call it grooby - you should call it 'nuclear waste'. The nearby reactor had a leak causing nuclear acid rain". Frankie gasped. Mr. Harris asked, "Frankie, you didn't happen to drink any did you?" Frankie reluctantly nodded. Harris ended with, "Frankie, I'm afraid you're going to get cancer and die."

 

Not that funny... I saw it coming from the "little Frankie was outside when it started to rain" bit. :\

I know it's so lame.

Not that funny... I saw it coming from the "little Frankie was outside when it started to rain" bit. :\

 

yeah me too

A drunk man was sitting on a corner and then another one arrives, and guess what?

Now they were two.

I don't know why I am laughing at that.

I'm not gonna laugh... u.u

I have one in Spanish, but impossible to traduce to English

I wanna know it

post it

Mommy Mommy!!

What?!

Is grandma a mechanic?

No she isn't, why?

Then a bus just knocked her down.

[/lame]

 

 

¿Cómo conviertes un vocho en una camioneta?

Le metes un chingo de cosas hasta que cheyenne.

 

 

-Mommy Mommy! I don't want a pool anymore!

 

-Shut up and keep spitting.

Mommy Mommy I don't want to go to London anymore!

Shut up and keep swimming

 

¿Cómo conviertes un vocho en una camioneta?

Le metes un chingo de cosas hasta que cheyenne.

 

 

:rolleyes:

es mas gracioso en español... bueno, no... ni tanto...

 

¿Cómo conviertes un vocho en una camioneta?

Le metes un chingo de cosas hasta que cheyenne.

 

 

*facepalm* haha

:rolleyes:

:uhoh:

Well at least smarter than the inebriated man one

:disappointed:

whats 2+2

4

There's one in my signature...can you find it? :laugh4:

"Your mother is so fat that she intends to go on a diet"

 

:D

lulz.