noonsun Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 One day, little Frankie was outside when it started to rain. But the rain was different from the usual rain - this rain was a shiny green substance. Frankie laughed as it fell on him. He opened his mouth and caught it on his tongue. "I will call it 'grooby'!!" he said. Frankie captured a jarful and brought it to his elementary school to show everyone. His friends were jealous and asked what it is. Frankie proudly said "It's 'grooby'!" Later in class, Frankie's teacher saw it and asked him what it is. Frankie said "It's 'grooby'! I named it!" She laughed and went back to the chalkboard. Frankie took his jar of grooby to his science teacher. "Look at my jar of grooby, Mr. Harris!" Mr. Harris said, "Frankie, you shouldn't call it grooby - you should call it 'nuclear waste'. The nearby reactor had a leak causing nuclear acid rain". Frankie gasped. Mr. Harris asked, "Frankie, you didn't happen to drink any did you?" Frankie reluctantly nodded. Harris ended with, "Frankie, I'm afraid you're going to get cancer and die." Not that funny... I saw it coming from the "little Frankie was outside when it started to rain" bit. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 I know it's so lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Not that funny... I saw it coming from the "little Frankie was outside when it started to rain" bit. :\ yeah me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 A drunk man was sitting on a corner and then another one arrives, and guess what? Now they were two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 I don't know why I am laughing at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I'm not gonna laugh... u.u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I have one in Spanish, but impossible to traduce to English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 I wanna know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 post it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Mommy Mommy!! What?! Is grandma a mechanic? No she isn't, why? Then a bus just knocked her down. [/lame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 ¿Cómo conviertes un vocho en una camioneta? Le metes un chingo de cosas hasta que cheyenne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 -Mommy Mommy! I don't want a pool anymore! -Shut up and keep spitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Mommy Mommy I don't want to go to London anymore! Shut up and keep swimming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 ¿Cómo conviertes un vocho en una camioneta? Le metes un chingo de cosas hasta que cheyenne. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 es mas gracioso en español... bueno, no... ni tanto... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 ¿Cómo conviertes un vocho en una camioneta? Le metes un chingo de cosas hasta que cheyenne. *facepalm* haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 :rolleyes: :uhoh: Well at least smarter than the inebriated man one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 :disappointed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp13 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 whats 2+2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 There's one in my signature...can you find it? :laugh4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 21, 2009 Author Share Posted August 21, 2009 "Your mother is so fat that she intends to go on a diet" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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