O que é que o Batman faz para entrar na Bat-Caverna?

Bat-Palmas.

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

It's like a fractal of hands...

your momma's so fat, she has diabetes. for real...

Mira mi mata de mango

 

 

 

 

 

te dio risa?

 

 

 

a mi no me dió mango

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

^ Dani, explain pleeease

What's red crying and slowly rotating.

A baby in a microwave.

^ Dani, explain pleeease

Look at my Mangus tree.

 

Did it give you a laugh?

 

It didn't gave a mangus.

 

:uhoh: You know it's difficult to translate

:sick:

A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead."

 

:(

I saw that in your blog :rolleyes:

What did the tree say to the cat?

Nothing, trees don't talk idiot.

what did the cat say to the person?

I can talk to trees. you?

A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead."

 

:(

omg lol :lol:

 

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Being raped.

 

:disappointed:

:lol:

What happened to the Little Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe when she finally got a real home?

 

She waited 20 years then died.

A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead."

 

:(

 

this joke is shame:(

A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead."

 

:(

 

:lol:

A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead."

 

:(

 

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It's so dark

yeah! very

I actually enjoy dark humour...

:lol:

 

it depends on what

I actually enjoy dark humour...

 

I believe I do too... My sister can not believe I laughed at your sad joke...

One day, little Frankie was outside when it started to rain. But the rain was different from the usual rain - this rain was a shiny green substance. Frankie laughed as it fell on him. He opened his mouth and caught it on his tongue. "I will call it 'grooby'!!" he said. Frankie captured a jarful and brought it to his elementary school to show everyone. His friends were jealous and asked what it is. Frankie proudly said "It's 'grooby'!" Later in class, Frankie's teacher saw it and asked him what it is. Frankie said "It's 'grooby'! I named it!" She laughed and went back to the chalkboard. Frankie took his jar of grooby to his science teacher. "Look at my jar of grooby, Mr. Harris!" Mr. Harris said, "Frankie, you shouldn't call it grooby - you should call it 'nuclear waste'. The nearby reactor had a leak causing nuclear acid rain". Frankie gasped. Mr. Harris asked, "Frankie, you didn't happen to drink any did you?" Frankie reluctantly nodded. Harris ended with, "Frankie, I'm afraid you're going to get cancer and die."

que malo... hahaha