MrsSeverusSnape Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 O que é que o Batman faz para entrar na Bat-Caverna? Bat-Palmas. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 It's like a fractal of hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best u Can Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 your momma's so fat, she has diabetes. for real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 Mira mi mata de mango te dio risa? a mi no me dió mango :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 ^ Dani, explain pleeease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 What's red crying and slowly rotating. A baby in a microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 ^ Dani, explain pleeease Look at my Mangus tree. Did it give you a laugh? It didn't gave a mangus. :uhoh: You know it's difficult to translate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 :sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead." :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I saw that in your blog :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What did the tree say to the cat? Nothing, trees don't talk idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best u Can Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 what did the cat say to the person? I can talk to trees. you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan8 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead." :( omg lol :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Being raped. :disappointed: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What happened to the Little Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe when she finally got a real home? She waited 20 years then died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahlem Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead." :( this joke is shame:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flickahidalgo Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead." :( :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 A man arrived at a hospital after his wife had had a baby. When he reached the doctor, the doctor greeted him with a smile. "Good news! This is a case we've never seen before. Your baby can fly!" The man was a bit skeptical, so the doctor showed him by holding the baby in the air and dropping it. It fell straight down to the floor with a thud. The man was furious. "Wait, it worked before. Let me try again". So, this time, the doctor throws the baby across the room. It slams against the wall and plops down on the floor. By this time, the man is ready to kill the doctor. "I swear, it worked before you got here! Give me one last chance". So, the doctor takes the baby over to the window and drops it down three stories. Obviously, it falls to the ground, making an awful mess. The father begins to throttle the man, and with his last breath, the doctor says, "Just kidding...your baby was born dead." :( hajhsjhsajaajahjajhsahjajhaaj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 It's so dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahlem Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 yeah! very Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 I actually enjoy dark humour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahlem Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 :lol: it depends on what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I actually enjoy dark humour... I believe I do too... My sister can not believe I laughed at your sad joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 One day, little Frankie was outside when it started to rain. But the rain was different from the usual rain - this rain was a shiny green substance. Frankie laughed as it fell on him. He opened his mouth and caught it on his tongue. "I will call it 'grooby'!!" he said. Frankie captured a jarful and brought it to his elementary school to show everyone. His friends were jealous and asked what it is. Frankie proudly said "It's 'grooby'!" Later in class, Frankie's teacher saw it and asked him what it is. Frankie said "It's 'grooby'! I named it!" She laughed and went back to the chalkboard. Frankie took his jar of grooby to his science teacher. "Look at my jar of grooby, Mr. Harris!" Mr. Harris said, "Frankie, you shouldn't call it grooby - you should call it 'nuclear waste'. The nearby reactor had a leak causing nuclear acid rain". Frankie gasped. Mr. Harris asked, "Frankie, you didn't happen to drink any did you?" Frankie reluctantly nodded. Harris ended with, "Frankie, I'm afraid you're going to get cancer and die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 que malo... hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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