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Knock knock...

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A little old lady....

hi girl, what do you want?

*not buying anything* :P

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

It was meant to be a joke!

A very poor one admittedly but still... ;)

what do you want my dear?

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not much! Just to be happy :)

everyone wants to be happy...

happiness rocks my socks, oooooooooooh yeah :dozey:

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I'm very happy today - weeeeeee!!! :) :D :) :D :) :D

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*does a little dance*

HAHAHAH! i totally get this knock knock joke.

knock knock, whos there, little old lady, little old lady who, i never knew you could yodle...something like that! hahaha

 

i think the best knock knock joke is the only about the barbeque chicken...

 

knock knock, whos there, barbie, barbie who?, barbeque chicken!!

HAHAHA I LOVE THAT!

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psychedelic clocks :kiss:

That's the one!!!! :cool: Like the chicken one too!! :lol:

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toc toc

qui est la? sorry can't figure out how to add accents to letters :embarrased:

nevermind,grr i'm gonna kill you....

Radio:A young girl is escaped from an psychatric hospital..becareful she is very dangerous!!!

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Please don't kill me just for being a bit stooopid! :embarrased:

you're not stupid.

I'm killing everybody everything

I'm crazy you know!

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