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Bizarre Mis Heard Lyrics

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U2 Mysterious Ways

 

Real lyric - "She moves in mysterious ways"

 

Mis Heard Lyric - "Shamu the mysterious whale"

:laugh3: :laugh3:

 

 

Coldplay - Cemeteries of London

 

real lyric: "...where victorian ghosts pray"

 

misheard lyric: "...where toilet ghosts spring"

  • 4 weeks later...

There was another thread like this?

Well okay.

 

in The Scientist, I always hear: "Come back and hump me"

Misheard: "You're ****ed and that on a Sunday"

 

Real: "You couldn't have done that on a Sunday"

 

That's a particularly amusing one from Arctic Monkeys first album.

In Mew´s Symmetry someone else once came up with the misheard lyrics

I´m cold in the cemetery of my mom while it should be

I´m caught in the symmetry of your mind

That one made me laugh so much

Two of the most famous are:

 

Desmond Dekker: "My Ears Are Alight" and Bonnie Tyler: "It's A Hard Egg".:rolleyes:

What I heard: Cos I’m just a stupid dickhead

 

Actual lyric: But I’m just too stupid to care

 

Kula Shaker

 

:rolleyes:

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