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LoveJuice-Boxed.gif

 

:lips:

 

Mark once gave me that, but he told me it was lemonade. Next thing you know I wake up pregnant! :o

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LoveJuice-Boxed.gif

 

:lips:

 

that juice looks like poison :uhoh: is it safe?

that juice looks like poison :uhoh: is it safe?

Yup, very safe! let me shake it a bit first :lips:

 

 

:whatever: :whatever: :whatever:

Mark once gave me that, but he told me it was lemonade. Next thing you know I wake up pregnant! :o

You ho!!

I would love to make a thread called "me want" and then the first post "love juice":blush:

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oh no :bigcry: if mark is in the mix, we will have a psychopath murder magic leoplurdon shim who creates a supermassive black hole that likes fuzzy kitty band singers who wear elmo suits that makes hurricanes that flap butterfly's wings and makes cheesy puns :sick:

I would love to make a thread called "me want" and then the first post "love juice":blush:

Do it! :drunk:

 

oh no :bigcry: if mark is in the mix, we will have a psychopath murder magic leoplurdon shim who creates a supermassive black hole that likes fuzzy kitty band singers who wear elmo suits that makes hurricanes that flap butterfly's wings and makes cheesy puns :sick:

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh my, i'm dying here!:lol:

 

And rolls his eyes and winks too :P

Do it! :drunk:

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh my, i'm dying here!:lol:

 

And rolls his eyes and winks too :P

 

I can't do it...people will kill me:bigcry:

You ho!!

 

I didn't even know! :bigcry:

 

although our baby came out so beautiful! :blush:

i could try to draw our baby, but it won't be pretty!

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i could try to draw our baby, but it won't be pretty!

 

YESH!! ZOMG THIS WIL LBE AWESHUMZ :mad:

So this is a... sevensome? :sick:

Yesh and you'll be the mum :lips:

I didn't even know! :bigcry:

 

although our baby came out so beautiful! :blush:

Aww i want to see :blush:

I can't do it...people will kill me:bigcry:

Nooo, they'll love you more :kiss:

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oh no, now "assassin" is playing. I think it's our baby's theme song :beatnik:

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Who's giving birth to it? :dead:

 

I'll do it since I can do splits like Shakira, and I'm apparently a magic leoplurdon without a sex

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why is it that I can keep these things straight in my head but I always forget what day of the week it is on wednesdays :shame:

I'll do it since I can do splits like Shakira, and I'm apparently a magic leoplurdon without a sex

 

Okay, have fun.

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