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Aww poor eric, you gave birth last time so let Kalsie do it this time :wacko:

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Raise your hand if you want Kelsie to give birth to this spawn from hell this time :wacky:

 

*raises hand*

I'll do it since I can do splits like Shakira, and I'm apparently a magic leoplurdon without a sex

 

You can do splits like Shakira?:sweatdrop:

 

Omg marry me:whip:

 

:wacky:

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Aww poor eric, you gave birth last time so let Kalsie do it this time :wacko:

 

good idea :blush: she is the innocent one :devil:

Why must the innocent suffer this way? :bigcry:

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You can do splits like Shakira?:sweatdrop:

 

Omg marry me:whip:

 

:wacky:

 

it looks good on paper, but don't expect to see this occur in real life :shocked3:

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Why must the innocent suffer this way? :bigcry:

 

because that's always the way it works in real life and in vampire movies :wacko:

I thought vampires liked virgins :wacko:

because that's always the way it works in real life and in vampire movies :wacko:

 

If you say so. :tongue:

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yes, and they suck their blood.... maybe kelsie is a vampire too :o

I don't know if you can see there, but it's winking it's eyes ;)

 

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:love:

Our baby is gonna have a vampire mommy? :o

it looks good on paper, but don't expect to see this occur in real life :shocked3:

 

Can you do her belly dance, at least?:blush:

I don't know if you can see there, but it's winking it's eyes ;)

 

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:love:

 

awwww...:blush:

I don't know if you can see there, but it's winking it's eyes ;)

 

a5975c.jpg

 

:love:

Awwww how cute! :blush:

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I don't know if you can see there, but it's winking it's eyes ;)

 

a5975c.jpg

 

:love:

 

:lol: you really should be a graphic artist, julie.

 

Look at this beautiful thing that all our love (sex) has created :blush:

Aww i want to see :blush:

 

michelin_baby.gif

 

and that's her happy face! :cheesy:

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Can you do her belly dance, at least?:blush:

 

yes, but I can't guarantee that nothing will jiggle :disappointed:

yes, but I can't guarantee that nothing will jiggle :disappointed:

 

that sounds so cute:blush:

 

maybe the tigger will jiggle:wink3:

 

:uhoh:

Gotta go lovas! Nighty Jules, Eric poo, Julie doo, Kelsie, Christa and any lurker around :kiss:

:lol: you really should be a graphic artist, julie.

 

Look at this beautiful thing that all our love (sex) has created :blush:

 

I did it all with my mouse! It's so fucking gorgeous! :heart:

 

What are we going to call it? Kelsie should decide since we are forcing her to give birth :blush:

so we should call it Bye Ren?:thinking:

 

I actually like that name....Byeren:blush:

 

awwww...bye Rennyboy:kiss:

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