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I'll miss ya man, :(

 

*cries*

 

 

 

 

kidding :Tongue2:

 

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty-Fil-A or Kentucky Fried Cat?!?!

:lol:

For this stupid joke, I hope you'll eat so much that you'll burst :snobby:

bring me some food to when your back plz :awesome:

 

plz bring me some tooz :awesome:

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yes, and that's exactly why you shouldn't :dizzy:

but my parents will have breakfast in 3 hours and I am 70km away from them:bigcry:

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tell them that you got pregnant and had a Kajulerensiaplurdon when you were really drunk and had a 7some :blush: they will understand!

and then my father will take his gun and tell me that he is not a fucking mod:disappointed:

 

 

Omg I seriously wonder what would happen if I told my parents that I had a 7some...:uhoh:

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lol... i don't envy you having to explain that to them.... It would be worth it for all the magic though :blush:

I think the hardest part is to tell them that I am the one to raise that child and that they are Kajulerensiaplurdon's grandparents:blush:

I think the hardest part is to tell them that I am the one to raise that child and that they are Kajulerensiaplurdon's grandparents:blush:

 

And some stranger gave birth to it. :tongue:

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be aware mommy, that one day it might confuse you with the table and eat you :stunned:

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And some stranger gave birth to it. :tongue:

 

a texan from antarctica :dizzy:

 

that's pretty badass :whip:

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