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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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haha watching TV was so boring....I felt the urge to listen to music after 5 minutes...:wacky:

 

and about Schwiegertochter gesucht: I must admit that was the only show I watched regularly....because it was so stupid and trashy and embarassing...:disappointed:

 

I do not watch much TV during the week...

I think I found the cat whore house. :wacky:

 

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Haha, I only watched the bits that Stefan Raab showed. :awesome: I can't believe how trashy it is ... German TV is ace. :wacky:

I think I found the cat whore house. :wacky:

 

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Not much room there ...

That's where we keep them when they're not out in the streets making money for us. :nice:

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oh those are not really pervy cats....:wacky:

 

Imke....you are so right....german TV is so bad....esp.in the afternoons....and at the same time they want gterman kids to be well educated...:dozey:

They're the kind of cats that Raz fancies. :awesome:

German TV is ... there's too much fake reality stuff for my taste. :awesome:

 

Raz still fancies cats? :wtf:

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so right Imke...and a good friend of mine is currently doing in internship at a production company that produces this kind of stuff...:sick:

 

she studies at a private school to become a producer...a producer for trash shows...:sick:

A producer for trash shows?! OMG ... that poor girl, why would she even do that? :stunned:

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I don't know....she seems to like it...:sick:

 

 

she is quite different from me.....

 

oh well....I am feeling quite bad right now...I should sleep I think...:uhoh:

 

but I probably don't have to work on thursday...yay

 

IZ:curtain:

:sick: So she's gonna punish us with more shows like that?! :sick:

 

Aww, well then you should probably get some rest. :kiss:

I skipped uni today .... :uhoh: *bad*

 

Hey Iz. :kiss:

I am, I am. :disappointed:

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shame on you Imke:snobby:

 

I definitely need some rest...I think my mind will explode in some minutes...if I don't stop thinking....ah fuck....:bigcry:

 

goodnight girls:heart:

I am, I am. :disappointed:

santa won't bring you matty for christmas anymore :sad:

i asked him for you, but oh, too bad.

:shame:

 

You're mean today. :bigcry:

 

Goodnight, Julia :hug:

NO I'M NOT :bigcry:

haha omg, the job lady wants to know if i have a social security number.. :awesome: she probly thinks i'm illigal LULZ.

Well you're evil today, Imke. :evil:

:disappointed: You told Santa that I was a bad girl.

 

Haha ... :awesome: Get that job. :whip:

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