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I know what is going to happen in that room next to me in some minutes....because I hear my flat mate's voice (I wish she didn't live here anymore) and a male voice....NOOOOOOOOOOOO....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....NOOOOOOOOOOO.....our walls are so thin and I will hear her screaming and after all I will hear him and even my bed will move, because it is fixed on the other side of the wall where her bed is fixed, too.....:bigcry:

 

HELP....seriously:wreck:

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You mean they are having sex? :uhoh: :P :wacky: :sick:

 

yes:bigcry:

 

they are actually having a threesome, because I feel I was in that bed, too...:wreck:

 

but now it's quiet....:thinking:

 

and you can't believe how shocked I was when that happened the first time....I was already asleep and woke up by her screaming....and she has that typical stereotype woman voice...:sick:

 

like...."ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhh JAAAAAA JAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAA"

 

Ian, my friends and me already thought about something like this....well we thought of screaming like football fans the next time it will happen....like "go go go go go go go go...."

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yes:bigcry:

 

they are actually having a threesome, because I feel I was in that bed, too...:wreck:

 

but now it's quiet....:thinking:

 

and you can't believe how shocked I was when that happened the first time....I was already asleep and woke up by her screaming....and she has that typical stereotype woman voice...:sick:

 

like...."ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhh JAAAAAA JAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAA"

 

Ian, my friends and me already thought about something like this....well we thought of screaming like football fans the next time it will happen....like "go go go go go go go go...."

 

ewwwwwwwwww :sick:

 

maybe it's grampy in the other room? :wacky:

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yes:bigcry:

 

they are actually having a threesome, because I feel I was in that bed, too...:wreck:

 

but now it's quiet....:thinking:

 

and you can't believe how shocked I was when that happened the first time....I was already asleep and woke up by her screaming....and she has that typical stereotype woman voice...:sick:

 

like...."ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhh JAAAAAA JAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAA"

 

Ian, my friends and me already thought about something like this....well we thought of screaming like football fans the next time it will happen....like "go go go go go go go go...."

 

Jaaaaaaa Jaaaaaaaa Jaaaaaaaaaa?

 

I feel like hooking up with a german girl now :wacky:

 

But i feel your pain Jules!:hug:

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BUT SURELY THEY KNOW YOU CAN HEAR??! SERIOUSLY FOR GODS SAKE!! You really have to counteract their actions! Shout 'keep it down in there!'

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