yes....I do not even want to know what the rest of your room looks like if there are even mushrooms under your bed...:sick:

 

hmmm...the spider has eight legs which explains that there are eight smurfs under your bed...ond for every day...and the 8th one as a substitute...

:sick: Am I really that stoned?

 

A substitute for what? :surprised:

no you are not stoned yet....but your room is so messy that the mushrooms easily started growing there....I can get stoned if you take them though...:wreck:

 

well, if one of them will be sick for example...or has a fight with Gargamel

So we share the stonedom? :love:

 

And what if I accidentally step on one?

dp

I'd love to share it with you...that's for sure...but you should decide....I mean we would be destroying their houses after all and they would have to sleep in your bed...

 

you still have one left if you step on one...ewwwww....now I am thinking of a smurf you have stepped on...:sick:

So we eat/smoke/whatever their houses and I get some extra smurfs for my bed? :blush:

 

My carpet's blue, it doesn't matter. :wacky:

dp

well yes if you want that we can do that.....so after all you will be stoned lying in your bed with 8 smurfs:blush:

 

and maybe you will be so stoned that the smurfs will become something else....:wink3:

for example....Luke Skywalker:mellow:

 

oh that's good.....so we will only see white hats on the carpet:cheesy:

well yes if you want that we can do that.....so after all you will be stoned lying in your bed with 8 smurfs:blush:

 

and maybe you will be so stoned that the smurfs will become something else....:wink3:

for example....Luke Skywalker:mellow:

 

oh that's good.....so we will only see white hats on the carpet:cheesy:

And where will you lie? :surprised:

 

So I get 8 Luke Skywalkers? :blush:

 

And a blue carpet with white polka dots? :cheesy:

 

Best day ever ...

I'll be under the bed trying to get you some new mushrooms...with the 8th smurf btw....:wink3:

 

yes....you will get that blue carpet with white polka dots....and speaking of polka dots:

I will also kill some smurf-kids and get some waterballoons for you to build some jukebox condoms with white polka dots on it for you and the smurfs:blush:

:surprised: You run my personal mushroom farm?!

 

:blush: A smurfing jukebox condom.

Yes....and you will pay me for it:evil:

 

yes.....there will only be one song on it:

Sagt mal wo kommt ih denn her? blablablablabla....:wink3:

 

such a turn on:sweatdrop:

But where do I get the money for that when I'm always stoned? :sick:

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Aus Schlumpfhausen, bitte sehr.

Sehen alle da so aus wie Ihr?

Ja, wir sehen so aus wie wir.

Soll ich Euch ein Lied beibringen?

Ja, wir wollen mit Dir singen.

Ich kenn ein Lied mit nem schönen Chor.

Spiel es uns bitte einmal vor.

 

:sweatdrop: :awesome: Oh the romance!

well the smurfs will pay you for your services...:wacko:

 

hahahaha that song:laugh4:

 

sooo romantic....esp their voices....:blush:

:charming: My services?!

 

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:awesome:

dp

yes....well here is how it really works:

 

The smurfs are paid by Vader Abraham, because they let him watch them receiving their satisfying services by you. They pay you for your services. And you pay me for caring of your mushroom farm.

 

This is how it works:awesome:

yes....well here is how it really works:

 

The smurfs are paid by Vader Abraham, because they let him watch them receiving their satisfying services by you. They pay you for your services. And you pay me for caring of your mushroom farm.

 

This is how it works:awesome:

:awesome: But don't they ever get angry? I mean, we're constantly eating their houses.

No, that's ok for them, because they never have to tidy up and to clean and all that stuff....and they enjoy staying in your bed

Ewww, so all we get are dirty mushrooms? :sick:

yes....but those most dirty ones are the most intense ones...:wink3:

:drunk: OMG ... I'm so stoned. Smurf dirt is extra tasty and exhilarating. :drunk: