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Can a cockroach spray kill a centipede?

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Spaghetti Bolognese, but with minced centipede not minced beef?! :rolleyes:

 

And the spaghetti was actually "worms".:P

^^eeek :bomb: nasty!

 

Off I go MC and Rich, goodnight/goodmorning/goodaftie, bye boys.

And the herbs were grasshopper legs :laugh3:

^^eeek :bomb: nasty!

 

Off I go MC and Rich, goodnight/goodmorning/goodaftie, bye boys.

 

Sleep tight, don't let the centipedes bite............................. :rolleyes:

Ok your grasshoppers can be lettuce instead :P

Ok your grasshoppers can be lettuce instead :P

 

Hey, leaf her alone!!:P

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thanks a lot! :D

:laugh3::laugh3::lol:

thanks a lot! :D

 

So is it dead yet?:rolleyes:

I think she was thanking us cos her thread has got quite a few replies :rolleyes:

I mean you can use logic here: Cockroach spray kills human babies, so again, that bitch is dead.

Finally... it has been decided the bitch is dead!

 

Shame Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus are still here!

 

:rolleyes:

I have Etmophobia.

 

Which is a fear of bugs.

 

 

And centipedes....are like... my least LEAST favorite.

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wreck:

 

 

 

 

 

So, good luck.

A fear of bugs?!

 

Even ladybirds?!

 

:uneasy:

Yes I guess they're the same... funny how they use different jargon across the pond!

 

:rolleyes:

Are you Mark's bastard spawn or something?

Are you Mark's bastard spawn or something?

 

Why do people keep saying that?

 

Maybe it's the English humour :p

I have Etmophobia.

 

 

Well I guess that's still better than having Elmophobia!:P

 

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Why do people keep saying that?

 

Maybe it's the English humour :p

 

Maybe it's the fact that you post exactly like him complete with :rolleyes: and :dozey: smileys and make genuinely painful puns. Also you made fun of Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, which is one of Mark's favorite things to do.

Why do people keep saying that?

 

Maybe it's the English humour :p

 

Yup! You're doing well, matey. Just ignore her.:rolleyes:

Maybe it's the fact that you post exactly like him complete with :rolleyes: and :dozey: smileys and make genuinely painful puns. Also you made fun of Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, which is one of Mark's favorite things to do.

 

Well as I said, he's got good taste.:smug:

What else are Paris, Britney and Miley useful for? :rolleyes: One more for effect :rolleyes:

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