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My Dad just stole my Parachutes CD and he's playing it.

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is he hip or what :charming:

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Is he trying to show you how bad taste parents have in music? :confused:

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Jesus Christ, he just skipped the best song on the album, nevermind.

Jesus Christ, he just skipped the best song on the album, nevermind.

which song? :confused:

Jesus Christ, he just skipped the best song on the album, nevermind.

The empty gap between the end of ENL and the start of LIFL??

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which song? :confused:

Shiver.

WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

 

Okay.

Is he trying to show you how bad taste parents have in music? :confused:

 

Poor thing doesn't know that Coldplay're shit. :sad:

The empty gap between the end of ENL and the start of LIFL??

 

You're on a roll today :lol:

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He skipped Spies too. Jesus, he must only want to listen to Yellow or something.

Poor thing doesn't know that Coldplay're shit. :sad:

If he wanted to listen to bad music why didn't he just put on Owl City instead? At least then people might think he's bisexual, rather than flat-out gay.

 

You're on a roll today :lol:

Just call me butter.

get a blog.

He skipped Spies too. Jesus, he must only want to listen to Yellow or something.

Is he a Marine testing his ability to withstand torture? Cuz there's a limit for anyone, no matter how strong. :\

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If he wanted to listen to bad music why didn't he just put on Owl City instead? At least then people might think he's bisexual, rather than flat-out gay.

 

 

Just call me butter.

 

I never bought an Owl City CD though.

 

I played him Hail to the Thief and he got up and turned the fucking thing off during Myxomatosis. What an f-star-star cünt.

I never bought an Owl City CD though.

Oh so you're not a prick? Sorry, I judged you wrong.

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Oh so you're not a prick? Sorry, I judged you wrong.

 

I don't really get that statement. Your wittiness went over my head.

I don't really get that statement. Your wittiness went over my head.

Owl City listeners = pricks.

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Owl City listeners = pricks.

 

No I got that. Nevermind.

 

I prefer to think of them as Owl City listeners = probably have blood coming out of their vagina right now. :nice:

I prefer to think of them as Owl City listeners = probably have blood coming out of their vagina right now. :nice:

Their ear-vaginas. ;)

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So all their eargasms are from the tampons; I see

Nick has wit.

I'm PMS-ing.

 

 

So all their eargasms are from the tampons; I see

I don't hunt birds but when I hear that Fireflies...er...'song'....I get this sudden urge to shoot every owl I see.

Cuz i'd get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightening bugs as they try and teach me how to dance... :wacky:

 

 

and i don't have blood coming out of my vagina, not yet time for my period!

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