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Chris & my mum

noni
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I know you so well... ;)

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Lea i think we know all your addictions! :lol: :P

wrong.....

*léa hides a lot of things...she wants to be mysterious*

oos je crois que c'est raté!

Yeah! I have no idea what i was thinking when i wrote that...i was in such a shitty mood this morning...but tonight's been a lot better, thanks to my friends. :D

I'm hungry...... again.... :stunned:

naw.... thanks... I already eat now... ;)

so, what's new today? :sneaky:

i wish chris will say happy birthday to noni...

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I guess he will call me tomorrow morning...

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Noni: Hi?

chris with a deep voice...hey babay happy birthday..

i'm gonna give my life

i want you as my wife

i love so much

can we have a lunch

i wanna fly with you away

my heart is for you for ever and always...

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Noni (dribbling): Oh... ah... well... hum... me... eeeh... buff... you... ooops...

*faints*

on_the_phooooone.jpg

 

*Chris thinking* Okay, calm down big guy....just take it easy and act cool. Okay, ...you can do this Chris.

*Dials Noni's number, clears his throat*

 

Chris: N-n...noni? Is that you? Oh, hi, it's Chris.

Noni: Chris who?

Chris:Uhh, Chris...Martin, you know from the band Col...

Noni: OH MY GAAWWWDD!!!

Chris: Oh so I guess you do know us? That's sooo great!! Oh, I mean...that's cool.

Noni: *unable to breathe*

Chris: Uhm listen, I heard it was your birthday and...well, first off Happy Birthday.

Yeah, but that's not why I called. No, no! Oh shit! I mean...well I did call to say happy birthday, but there was something else....

Noni: *Catches her breath* S-something else?

Chris: *Gulp* Yeah...uhm, oh shit! I'll be right back Noni...*runs to the toilet*

Okay, I'm back. Uhm yes, about that "thing". I was just wondering....uhm, if you wanted...m-m-maybe we could uhm...ya know, go out?

Noni: What!!??

Chris: Oh shit! I knew I shouldn't of said anything! I knew you were too special for me! It was just that, I never really like Gwynnie, I was just tryna make you jealous! And it didn't work and....well me and Jonny didn't work out either....Oh shit I shouldn't of said that! Oh well, who cares? The bloody bastard has found someone! Some Julia bitch! Bitch,bitch,bitch!!

Noni: C-c-chris....

Chris: Oh Noni please give me a chance! I LOVE YOU! I'M FREAKIN' OBSESSED WITH YOU! Oh please Noni! *starts crying like a baby*

I just want a chance!! Give me a chance! Waaaahaha!!

*Noni faints*

:THUMP:

Chris: Noni?....Noni are you there? *sniff*

Uhm...soo...I'll pick you up at 8?

 

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

*sniff* doesn't anyone like my story? :cry:

What the...

That's it i'm never gonna try and be creative again.

Noni...I made that for you :cry:

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