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Merry Christmas/Let's have a war!

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I don't :( Well, I probably could if I asked, but I'd rather just leave them until tomorrow.

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY]YouTube- The Day Today - WAR![/ame]

 

(From one of my favourite comedy shows)

Christmas threads are the worst.

 

They really aren't, have you taken a look at the threads on selection here?

Santa is a stalker. I mean c'mon: He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good. - Sounds like a stalker to me.

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He's got a piss easy job if he is a stalker then. The kids go to see him in his grotto. They come to him. Santa's a lazy stalker.

Santa is a stalker. I mean c'mon: He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good. - Sounds like a stalker to me.

 

or God.

Santa is a stalker. I mean c'mon: He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good. - Sounds like a stalker to me.

 

FUCKING HELL, THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE PERSON AROUND HERE WATCHING CHILDREN SLEEP AND THAT'S ME

I already got my presents...:cheesy:

 

 

and omg James....I wanna see that pic:sweatdrop:

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FUCKING HELL, THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE PERSON AROUND HERE WATCHING CHILDREN SLEEP AND THAT'S ME

 

So you're an "OUTRAGEOUS!" user, then? Hello!

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Your capitals scare me. I'm going now. Merry Christmas everyone here, including you, Capital fetish person.

Christmas war!!!

 

 

YAAAHH!!! *throws snowballs at everyone*

Thanks! Don't think I'm having figgy pudding though. If I choke on air? Is that good for you?
that'll ding dang do for me!
FUCKING HELL, THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE PERSON AROUND HERE WATCHING CHILDREN SLEEP AND THAT'S ME

 

No offense, but your capital letters and avi sorta scare me. :uhoh::uhoh::uhoh::uhoh:

WAR!

i'm malaysian, bewareeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

 

kidding, kidding. we lost jet engine here in malaysia.

 

 

santa-is-dead.jpg

 

Santa is dead now :smug:

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA :lol::lol::laugh3:

 

No offense, but your capital letters and avi sorta scare me. :uhoh::uhoh::uhoh::uhoh:

 

+1. :uhoh:

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