Glossal Fragster Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Well, I know their is a general Christmas thread, but this post will contain so much merriment, that you may explode into thousands of baubels (You probably won't, but just in case). Santa had sex with an elf! Let's start a scandal. Also, if you think about posting something along the lines of "Already had one of these threads. Boooooooring", I have one thing to say to you. Scrooge! If you do so, you have just ruined christmas. Typical of you. And, as the great Simon Amstell said, "Whichever religion you follow, only one of them can be right. So, let's have a war!" Merry Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric.Candy Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 "Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ." --Bart Simpson :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Well, I know their is a general Christmas thread, but this post will contain so much merriment, that you may explode into thousands of baubels (You probably won't, but just in case). Santa had sex with an elf! Let's start a scandal. Also, if you think about posting something along the lines of "Already had one of these threads. Boooooooring", I have one thing to say to you. Scrooge! If you do so, you have just ruined christmas. Typical of you. And, as the great Simon Amstell said, "Whichever religion you follow, only one of them can be right. So, let's have a war!" Merry Christmas.I hope you choke on your figgy pudding! :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 :dance:! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric.Candy Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 :laugh1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonsu Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I have re-recorded the great classic song with a slight twist. Merry War (Christmas is Over) will be released digitally on the 26th. The limited edition vinyl run of 12 copies includes night vision goggles, a live grenade (for decorative purposes only) and a tin of Spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Merry Christmas from the Mountain Dew people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleBlur Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Merry Christmas from the Mountain Dew people! It would really suck if that tree fell over. :sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 I hope you choke on your figgy pudding! :nice: Thanks! Don't think I'm having figgy pudding though. If I choke on air? Is that good for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I'm an elf:cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 Here's the man I quoted in my 1st post, saying the thing what I quoted. (It's at about 5:40) [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcRQUl7MOqM]YouTube- Never Mind the Buzzcocks December 24, 2006: Part 5[/ame] And Julia, Yay! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 but I didn't have sex with santa....because santa doesn't exist...:snobby: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 Did you have sex wit ha really bearded man though? He may have worn red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I'm an elf:cheesy: AND I'M MRS. CLAUS! :snobby: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 Thread title has been changed from "Let's start a war!" to "Let's have a war!". I'm too busy to start one. Too much admin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikamay Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Santa is dead now :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 Is he? Oh no. I liked that guy. A bit creepy, but nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS :santa3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 Thanks! I fear my Christmas wishes weren't very sincere, seeing as I said it just after I said we should have a war (A fake, joke war) Merry Christmas, all (except Dustin Hoffman. Don't know why.) :) x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Did you have sex wit ha really bearded man though? He may have worn red? nah there is no beard on that guy in my sig and he is not wearing red....so no:nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted December 24, 2009 Author Share Posted December 24, 2009 I looked a lot like Jim Morrison once. I have the photo to prove it, but this place it too public. And I'm genuinely getting excited about Christmas now. Presents!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 I get to open some gifts tonight! :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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