Well, I know their is a general Christmas thread, but this post will contain so much merriment, that you may explode into thousands of baubels (You probably won't, but just in case). Santa had sex with an elf! Let's start a scandal.

 

Also, if you think about posting something along the lines of "Already had one of these threads. Boooooooring", I have one thing to say to you. Scrooge! If you do so, you have just ruined christmas. Typical of you.

 

And, as the great Simon Amstell said, "Whichever religion you follow, only one of them can be right. So, let's have a war!"

 

Merry Christmas.

"Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."

 

--Bart Simpson :nice:

Well, I know their is a general Christmas thread, but this post will contain so much merriment, that you may explode into thousands of baubels (You probably won't, but just in case). Santa had sex with an elf! Let's start a scandal.

 

Also, if you think about posting something along the lines of "Already had one of these threads. Boooooooring", I have one thing to say to you. Scrooge! If you do so, you have just ruined christmas. Typical of you.

 

And, as the great Simon Amstell said, "Whichever religion you follow, only one of them can be right. So, let's have a war!"

 

Merry Christmas.

I hope you choke on your figgy pudding! :nice:

:lol:

:dance:!

:laugh1:

I have re-recorded the great classic song with a slight twist.

 

Merry War (Christmas is Over) will be released digitally on the 26th.

 

The limited edition vinyl run of 12 copies includes night vision goggles, a live grenade (for decorative purposes only) and a tin of Spam.

 

Merry Christmas from the Mountain Dew people!

 

Merry Christmas from the Mountain Dew people!

 

It would really suck if that tree fell over. :sick:

I hope you choke on your figgy pudding! :nice:

 

Thanks! Don't think I'm having figgy pudding though. If I choke on air? Is that good for you?

I'm an elf:cheesy:

Here's the man I quoted in my 1st post, saying the thing what I quoted. (It's at about 5:40)

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcRQUl7MOqM]YouTube- Never Mind the Buzzcocks December 24, 2006: Part 5[/ame]

 

 

And Julia, Yay! :)

but I didn't have sex with santa....because santa doesn't exist...:snobby:

Did you have sex wit ha really bearded man though? He may have worn red?

I'm an elf:cheesy:

 

AND I'M MRS. CLAUS! :snobby:

Thread title has been changed from "Let's start a war!" to "Let's have a war!".

 

I'm too busy to start one. Too much admin.

 

Santa is dead now :smug:

Is he? Oh no. I liked that guy. A bit creepy, but nice.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS

 

:santa3:

Thanks! I fear my Christmas wishes weren't very sincere, seeing as I said it just after I said we should have a war (A fake, joke war)

 

Merry Christmas, all (except Dustin Hoffman. Don't know why.)

 

:)

 

x

Did you have sex wit ha really bearded man though? He may have worn red?

 

nah there is no beard on that guy in my sig and he is not wearing red....so no:nice:

I looked a lot like Jim Morrison once. I have the photo to prove it, but this place it too public.

 

 

And I'm genuinely getting excited about Christmas now. Presents!!!

I get to open some gifts tonight! :dance: