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*holds dee* :wtf:

 

:lol:

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*holds dee* :wtf:

 

Dee's been seducing my wife, is all.

I understand your feelings, Dee, but it's not a reason for a stealing Carla from me :disappointed: You should even know how it hurts!!

Marie, do I have to draw a map for you?

I didn't do anything with her!

I didn't want to do anything with her!

..well..

 

 

:wideeyed:

Where was I at? Oh yeah.

She's your wife. She loves you. She doesn't love me. If we were together it would mean nothing, but look at you two! You are perfect for each other! You even named your own kids and you've only been married for such a short time. She is willing to beg on her knees for forgiveness just so you can have a glance at her. Don't do something you're gonna regret. Please.

 

Now, I'm off to kill my whore of a wife.

 

*holds dee* :wtf:

Tanks. :wacko:

Dee doesn't seduce anyone, she usualy gets paid for it. :uhoh:

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Dee's been seducing my wife, is all.

 

Not anymore, I told you we're just friends.

 

Marie, do I have to draw a map for you?

I didn't do anything with her!

I didn't want to do anything with her!

..well..

 

 

:wideeyed:

Where was I at? Oh yeah.

She's your wife. She loves you. She doesn't love me. If we were together it would mean nothing, but look at you two! You are perfect for each other! You even named your own kids and you've only been married for such a short time. She is willing to beg on her knees for forgiveness just so you can have a glance at her. Don't do something you're gonna regret. Please.

 

Now, I'm off to kill my whore of a wife.

 

 

Tanks. :wacko:

 

See? Dee's right..... so now we'll have to add a murder in our little soap opera? :uhoh:....

Dee doesn't seduce anyone, she usualy gets paid for it. :uhoh:

Not helping sweetie :lips:

Not anymore, I told you we're just friends.

 

 

 

See? Dee's right..... so now we'll have to add a murder in our little soap opera? :uhoh:....

We'll save that for when Crests comes in.

Marie, do I have to draw a map for you?

I didn't do anything with her!

I didn't want to do anything with her!

..well..

 

 

:wideeyed:

Where was I at? Oh yeah.

She's your wife. She loves you. She doesn't love me. If we were together it would mean nothing, but look at you two! You are perfect for each other! You even named your own kids and you've only been married for such a short time. She is willing to beg on her knees for forgiveness just so you can have a glance at her. Don't do something you're gonna regret. Please.

 

Now, I'm off to kill my whore of a wife.

 

 

Tanks. :wacko:

 

That was acutally a very cute little text. I'll give it a try.

 

Not anymore, I told you we're just friends.

 

 

 

See? Dee's right..... so now we'll have to add a murder in our little soap opera? :uhoh:....

 

:lol: that's great.

please, don't kill her too hard. and bring back Jonas if you can.

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Dee doesn't seduce anyone, she usualy gets paid for it. :uhoh:

 

:uhoh:

 

Not helping sweetie :lips:

 

We'll save that for when Crests comes in.

 

I don't wanna be Crest right now! :uhoh:

Sorry, Dee ... they had to find out the truth eventually :lips:

That was acutally a very cute little text. I'll give it a try.

 

 

 

:lol: that's great.

please, don't kill her too hard. and bring back Jonas if you can.

Of course.

What

Wanna join my army?

I don't wanna be Crest right now! :uhoh:

I'm gonna make sure her boyfriend gets punished too :wideeyed: :whip:

:wacky:

Wanna join my army?

 

What's it for?

Thanks for telling us Imke. I didn't expect that from Dee at all.

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What army?

Sorry, Dee ... they had to find out the truth eventually :lips:

What happens in the jukebox condom shop, stays in the jukebox condom shop.

What's it for?

Killing unfaithful people with panda avatars.

Thanks for telling us Imke. I didn't expect that from Dee at all.

 

Ah she's a real sweetie ... and I'm her pimp.

 

What happens in the jukebox condom shop, stays in the jukebox condom shop.

 

:disappointed:

I gotta go, people. Please make sure that crests gets what she deserves. I'll ttyl.

You got me into this whole mess just because I wanted to see Maffoo. :sad:

 

EDIT: Bye Marie!

 

Killing unfaithful people with panda avatars.

 

I'm not going to kill Crests. :cry:

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What happens in the jukebox condom shop, stays in the jukebox condom shop.

 

Killing unfaithful people with panda avatars.

 

:lol: I've never been to that thread....

 

:surprised:

You got me into this whole mess just because I wanted to see Maffoo. :sad:

 

EDIT: Bye Marie!

 

I think you've been asking me whether I was a pimp by any chance. You started it. :sad:

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I gotta go, people. Please make sure that crests gets what she deserves. I'll ttyl.

 

Bye honey! :kiss:

I think you've been asking me whether I was a pimp by any chance. You started it. :sad:

 

No, you offered me some thousands of dollars to keep him for the night before all that pimp stuff. You started it all.

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