Because he know I like hats and he want to be exactly like me.

 

Why have Coldplay never gone to Mongolia?

they think Genghis Khan is out to get them

 

Why did they name their studios: the Bakery and the Beehive?

They all have a secret fear of bread and honey and they thought the best way to face their fears was to name their studios after the places that those things come from.

 

How are Coldplay and the band Keane connected?

Each member from both bands traded internal organs with each other, thus granting musical awesomeness :laugh4:

 

Why are there no shirtless pictures of Will or Jonny?

They don't have nipples.

 

Why did they rename Spanish Rain to Don Quixote?

Gwyneth fed the whole band her authentic and unique Paella, which was spiced with a magical spice that makes you think in Spanish

 

Why did Chris hate Guy before their band formation?

Chris couldn't understand Guys heavy Scottish accent, so he alway thought Guy was saying mean stuff about him. Once the accent started to soften he released what he was saying and everything was okay

 

Why did Viva La Vida become so popular?

^ Lol we answered at the same time, but I'll answer your question anyways...

 

The album was the official music played everywhere in the streets of France on Bastille Day

 

Why did Chris hate Guy before their band formation?

I edited my answer, answering you question...so...

 

What is Will's favourite video Game?

LSD: Dream Emulator

 

Why does Jonny wear a Fidel cap?

@LaurElizabeth

 

 

@kover

 

His hat is like an electric collar, he needs to be within 20 ft near Chris

 

Why does Chris hump his piano all the time?

Haha! My little Pony...:thinking:

 

He isn't. He just have this disease that make it so everytime he plays the piano he have to pee really badly. That is the reason he asked Tim Rice-Oxley of Keane to be the pianist...but he later decided he didn't want Tim to be part of the band cause he kept making fun of Chris's disease. Chris decided to tough it out and show time that he didn't need him.

 

Why does Guy like to take pictures?

Guy was a Playboy photographer for a while before bartending

 

Where does the band purchase their equipment?

They go to a junk yard, find a bucnch of strange looking scraps, put them together, and that's how they get their equipment.

 

How many and what languages does Chris know?

Chris knows about 9 languages: English, Spanish, Latin, Arameic, Mandarin, Elven, Parseltongue, Simlish, and Swiss-French

 

How does each band member maintain their facial hair?

They cut it off their heads and glue it to their face. That's why Will is bald.

 

Why did Chris reject the princess and stretch himself into another dimension at the end of the Strawberry Swing video?

Cause he had to choose between The princess or Gwyneth and the princess didn't know how to cook and he didn't want to continue eating whole fish all the time, so he decided on Gwyneth!

 

How many fingers does Jonny have?

Jonny has about 15 fingers, the 5 retract back into his hand once his solos are over, since they only come out at that time...

 

How old are each of the boys?

Guy is 15, Jonny is 3, Chris is 42, and Will is 127. None of them look their age...

 

What are the names of Coldplay's 5 albums?

1st - Stare at this Globe

2nd - Don't Sleep on a Buzz Saw Table

3rd - F & U

4th - Look at the Nip-Slip on the Lady With the French Flag and all her Perverted Friends

5th - Nana Booboo

 

What are the names of Chris's kids?

Pear and Jesus

Who is Chris married to?

Gary Barlow.

 

What is the name of Coldplay's biggest hit?

Orange.

 

Where did the band first play?

At my house!

 

Why didn't Tim Rice-Oxley end up joining Coldplay?

Because Lil' B "The Basedgod" f*cked his bitch.

 

Why are there no acoustic versions of the MX songs, besides POC?