They are business executives that run a company that sells Japanese knives

 

They come from an extensive background:

- Chris has a degree in culinary arts, specializing in pastry

- Jonny has a high-school diploma and worked in a slaughterhouse for 9 years

- Guy has a PhD in Spanish Literature & Culture, writing novelas like eroticas

- Will is a member of the royal family of Saudi Arabia, & an avid fan of Twilight

 

What are their favorite foods?

- Chris likes Chocolate covered bacon

- Jonny likes camel meat dumplings

- Will does eat anything

- Guy likes fermented (did I spell that right?) mares milk curds.

 

When did Chris and Gwyneth get married?

They are not married. They are still dating.

 

Why does Guy never talk?

He doesn't know English.

 

What Coldplay song is most well known?

That would of course be their first single, "Dearly Beloved Apple Sauce", which was written as a tribute to Chris' first hamster, Apple Sauce.

 

Why does every member of the band receive credit for writing every song?

Because they all write down a bunch of random words and put them in a hat and pull them out one by one and that's how they come up with the lyrics.

 

How many children does Will have?

15

 

what is yellow really about?

My friend Karis.

 

What's the name of Coldplay's 'secret' member?

Calvin Klein

 

Where does Chris get his dance moves from?

He stole them from this Korean boy named Jay.

 

What is Jonny's greatest skill?

Chopstick designing

 

What shows has Chris appeared on?

16 & Pregnant

 

What did Christopher study?

I thought I explained this already! He studied culinary arts, becoming a pastry chef!

 

What species are the band?

-Chris is a monkey

-Will is a turtle

-Jonny is cow

-Guy is a peacock

Is that what you meant?

 

What would the band members be doing if they weren't in a band?

Chris- electronic store salesman

Jonny- waiter

Will- weightlifter

Guy- iPhone hand model

 

Why is the band named Coldplay?

Because cold and play are jonny's favourite words.

 

Who is the drummer?

Isn't it Lady Gaga?

 

What's Fix You really about?

A toy Chris had when he was a child that broke and his parents told him that they would try to fix it, but they never did...so he wrote a song as a reminder.

 

How old where the boys when their first album was released?

guy - 5

chis - 3

will - 6

jonny- 4

 

why the band don't play politik anymore?

guy - 5

chis - 3

will - 6

jonny- 4

 

why the band don't play politik anymore?

They don't play Politik because Guy said it gave him a head ache.

 

Who is the tallest?

Guy is the tallest. He's 4.1 ft tall, the rest are just 4 ft.

 

Why don't they say X&Y in the song X&Y, but say it in The World Turned Upsidedown?

Because Chris forgot the name of the album while writing it.

 

What instrument does Jonny play?

Because cockroaches got into it.

 

Who is death's friends?

Lady Gaga and Katy Perry

 

What does Viva La Vida mean?