In the dimension in which Palkia and Dialga fight each other in.

 

When did Coldplay visit Japan?

When sushi was all the craze back in 1226 A.D.

 

How does the band make their music videos?

They film them on reels made entirely of cheese. Gets expensive.

 

How did Chris and Jay-Z meet?

They met in woman's shoe store in Zimbabwe.

 

Why do all the band members have short (or no) hair now?

Simple: Alopecia (on top of follicle eating parasites)

 

What does the band eat before shows?

Tons and tons of pickled seaweed.

 

What is the third single off of Parachutes?

We Found Love

 

Who featured on Princess of China?

Aretha Franklin

 

what is the name of their first song?

Plantain Sandwiches

 

Where does Coldplay get their name from?

Albert Einstein

 

What does Chris's tattoos mean?

The invention of the tortilla

 

Who is Guy's girlfriend (please don't say "me")?

Miley Cyrus

 

Why does Jonny wear a hat?

Well, when he was 16 he decided to dye his hair black and it turned out pink instead so he needed to hide it so he put on a hat. He thought he looked great in the hat so he's been wearing them ever since!

 

How did Coldplay come up with the name of their fifth album, Mylo Xyloto?

They were playing Scrabble at Chris's house, when Moses came and put some letters in his mouth. After they all had to pry open his mouth and take the letters out, it spelled "Delicious Metrosexual", then Gwyneth gave them alphabet soup that spelled out "Mylo Xyloto"... The band voted on which one to use for the new album: Mylo Xyloto won 3:1... Guy was the odd man out :P

 

What kind of awards did the band already win?

They won the Oscars

How tall is Chris?

Taller than Shawn Bradley.

 

Why did Coldplay never play Twisted Logic on a tour named after the song?

They just figured out after that they didn't know how to play that song live!

What was the shape of the confetti used during viva la vida tour?

It was shaped like Spongebob characters.

 

What do elephants have to do with Coldplay?

Their trunks look like Guy Berryman's penis.

 

What did Brian Eno write in a letter to the band after Viva la Vida was released?

"You owe me 23 bitches"

 

What genre(s) does Coldplay belong to?

Rap/jazz/country

 

What country are Coldplay cheering for in the Olympics?

Chris - Narnia

 

Jonny - Skyrim

 

Guy - Gotham

 

Will - Sodor

 

Which member of the band is the most talented and why?

Jonny. He has 42 different talents, including sewing medieval dresses, walking on water, making wedding cakes, starring at people, and talking in Mongolian. He also has the world record for The Most Time Spent Wearing a Hat.

 

What day did Mylo Xyloto come out?

stardate 120988.14

 

What nationalities are the boys?

Guy - Italian

Chris - Korean

Will - Australian

Jonny - Mexican/American

 

Why are Coldplay famous? What is their job?