Fortunately, they had bug spray

unfortunately, it was expired

fortunately, there was a supermarket nearby

Unfortunately, it was closed

fortunately, there was another supermarket

unfortunately, it was under construction

fortunately, the bugs somehow stayed away from him

unfortunately, it was all a dream

fortunately, dreams are good

unfortunately, nightmares are not.

fortunately, a hat covers baldness

Unfortunately, hats are expensive

Fortunately, that hat was free

Unfortunately, it had a hole in it.

Fortunately, they could fix it easily

Unfortunately, they died.

fortunately they became ghosts

Unfortunately, they were still dead.

fortunately, the other guy was gonna die one day

fortunately he didnt care

unfortunately, it was going to be painful

fortunately he was ready

Unfortunately he died prematurely

fortunately he didnt care

Unfortunately, he didn't get to finish his dinner