unfortunately the uncensored version of the tape was released ( kind of like the christian bale situation )

Fortunately, nobody cared enough to watch it.

Unfortunately, the Capitol and EMI dropped the band anyways

Fortunately, Jonny made them a lot of money posing for perfume ads ;)

Unfortunately, he got robbed.

Fortunately, he was so rich nothing a person could take from his wallet would do anything to his funds.

Unfortunately, he died

Fortunately, he came back to life.

Unfortunately, it was as a zombie.

fortunately he was not one of those zombies eating people alive

unfortunately, he was a dancing zombie

Fortunately he was just as handsome dead as alive

Unfortunately he was ckumsy

Fortunately, Chris still loved him

Unfortunately, Jonny didn't love Chris back.

Fortunately, Chris had other parts to him than his back.

Unfortunately, nobody liked Chris anymore

Fortunately, he was married.

Unfortunately, his wife left him.

Fortunately, he's an exclusive member of hooker problems

unfortunately, he's old.

Fortunately, he had lots of people that still loved him.

Unfortunately, they were dead.

Fortunately, they were still cool.

Unfortunately, bugs were attracted to them