FOrtunately, they liked vanilla.

Unfortunately, it melted on their hands

fortunately, they were able to clean it all up.

Unfortunately, they did a terrible job.

Fortunatly, nobody slipped and got impaled on a piece of steel.

Unfortunately, a cat dead

grammar fail

Fortunately, it still had 8 lives left.

Unfortunately, they were short.

Fortunately, they all went to heaven and lived happily ever after.

Unfortunately, one went sour.

Fortunately it tasted like a sour patch kid

Unfortunately, like dried out ones.

Fortunately the sugar at the bottom of the bag was still delicious

Unfortunately, there were bugs in it.

Fortunately, the bugs were delicious.

Unfortunately, they were poisonous.

Fortunately, it was immune to poison.

Unfortunately, it wasn't immune to immunity.

Fortunately, that was not the end of the story

Unfortuantely, it gets better.

Fortunately, I came along to help out with a story that no longer makes sense.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure what to put

Fortunately, I came up with the following line:

 

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Karen.

Unfortunately, she had a serious problem