Fortunately I'm not :cheesy:

unfortunately for the fan girls, chris went back to gwyneth.

fortunately gywneth confessed to chris she's gay.

Unfortunately, Lindsay Lohan heard about Gwyneth's new sexuality

fortunately lindsay was distracted by something shiny.

Unfortunately, that shiny thing happened to be a metal pot swinging randomly from a tree

Fortunately you all died.

Unfortunately we all came back from the dead because we're cool like that

Fortunately we were even cooler than regular zombies because we're Coldplay fans!

Unfortunately the other zombies beat us up for being coldplay fans.

Fortunately we zapped them with our zombie-lasers

Unfortunately something unfortunate happened.

Fortunately something fortunate happened soon after.

Unfortunately, it wasn't actually fortunate but instead unfortunate.

Fortunately, what happened was so unfortunate it was fortunate.

Unfortunately, by that time it was December 21st, 2012.

fortunately the world did not end on the 21st of december 2012

Unfortunately, it was because Kanye West interrupted it.

fortunately Beyonce came into help.

Unfortunately, Chris was not there to play the piano for Beyonce'.

Fortunately, he was prerecorded.

Unfortunately, the recording broke

FOrtunately, they had an extra.

Unfortunately, Chris had messed up and started cursing on the extra tape.

Fortunately, it was censored.