Unfortunately, the chumps didn't like school at all

Fortunately, they were too smart for school anyway.

Unfortunately, they were only book smart and weren't street smart

Fortunately, there were no streets nearby.

Unfortunately, there were sidewalks.

Fortunately, sidewalks are not streets.

Unfortunately, they are the same shape.

Fortunately, cars do not drive on them.

Unfortunately, bikes do.

Fortunately, they're not afraid of bikes.

Unfortunately, the pedestrians were

Fortunately, there were none there that day.

Unfortunately, that's because they all died.

fORTUNATELY, THEY CAME BACK TO LIFE.

Unfortunately, they died again.

Fortunately, they went to heaven.

Unfortunately, they were all sent to hell after an error made up in heaven

Fortunately, they didn't mind so much.

Unfortunately, Hitler did

Fortunately, it would all be over soon, they thought.

Unfortunately, the were wrong

Fortunately, it was only temporary.

Unfortunately, Hitler invited them all to camp

Fortunately, they had ice cream.

Unfortunately, it was vanillia