Fortunately the bear is a herbivore. :wacky:

unfortunately that wasn't very good for the trees.

Fortunately the trees have some kind of protector shield. :cheesy:

Unfortunately there was a forest fire, and all the trees were burned to the ground.

Fortunately, it rained before the fire even starts!

unfortunately the rain caused a flood.

Fortunately the flood is made of chocolate sauce. :surprised:

unfortunately too much chocolate sauce killed the woodland animals.

Fortunately Chris Martin was in the area, saw the chocolate flood and began drinking

unfortunately he became obese.

fortunately Jenny Craig helped him out of his misery :blush:

unfortunately to lose the weight he had to take a 2 year break from music.

Fortunately, due to the desperation of Coldplay fans, he worked extra hard and lost the weight in only one month...

Unfortunately, he developed an eating disorder.

fortunately he got help for his problem.

fortunately he got plastic ones that worked just fine!

Unfortunately, Jonny did not find Chris' new plastic organs very attractive...

fortunately he painted them like the viva guitars :thinking:

Unfortunately, the paint started to flake off and get into his bloodstream...

fortunately he could get medical help

Unfortunately (or maybe not :sneaky:), Gwyneth grew tired of Chris' hospital visits, and left him...

Fortunately, I was there to comfort him and Chris fell in love with me...

unfortunately he left you.

:bigcry::bigcry:

 

Fortunately, I started dating Guy for revenge, and Chris got jealous and came back to me...

unfortunately you are demented.:p