I HATE TAMMI'S ASS .

I hate this forum

I hate Jonny Buckland.

I hate Chris Martin

Chris Martin is my butler.

I think he is incredibly ugly

Guy Berryman is Clearly the Ugliest most unattractive person in the world who drives around on Orange tractors in the middle of Tokyo

Chris Martin punches babies and eat puppies for dinner, and that is why I hate him so much.

I hate him too

And that Jonny Buckland? God, what a terrible guy. He's just as bad as that Martin guy.

I LOVE JEREMY CLARKSON

I am madly in love with Justin Bieber. He's my hero

Justin Bieber is the most Manliest man that ever lived

I'm marrying Paul Mccartney :bigcry:

I have way too much music.

My name is Chris Martin and I Name My children after Vegetables

I'm a middle-aged man.

I despise Mew and Doctor Who.

I cannot stand Disney movies

I hate lemonade.

Parachutes is one of the worst Coldplay albums

Coldplay's LP5 is gonna suck.

I'm going to wake up at 5 am tomorrow.

I'm going to bed at a decent hour tonight.

I'm not annoying and repetitive. :cheesy: