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Organic strawberries taste like orgasm

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Me neither, but I do love strawberries.

I imagine they are probably sweeter. Nature left to its own devices usually tastes better.

I used to HAET strawberries for some reason.

I prefer strawberries when they're sour.

LOL at this poll !

But damn, I'm in need of strawberries now :tongue:.

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You haven't eaten a strawberry unless it's organic.

 

If you've eaten a non-organic strawberry, you haven't actually eaten a strawberry, you've eaten a piece of carbon-based feces spewed out of a can of Raid.

 

That's right. Would you rather eat carbon-based feces spewed out of a can of Raid, or an orgasm with two Playboy bunnies and a vibrator? I mean it's no contest. Even if it weren't spewed out of a can of Raid the orgasm would win out.

Damn I've missed you Sara :lol:

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Unless it's made of strawberries, your pathetic attempts to seduce me have failed utterly.

Oh YEAH?? JUST TRY!!!

 

Fine.

 

Hey there, I couldn't help to notice you're quite smart.

Being a doctor, I'd love to have an anatomy lesson with you.

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Fine.

 

Hey there, I couldn't help to notice you're quite smart.

Being a doctor, I'd love to have an anatomy lesson with you.

 

...Baby I'm yours :gorgeous:

The best strawberries come from Cheddar. NOMNOMNOM.

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