Yossarian is in need of a lady. He has a couple of squeezes at the moment but they all have boyfriends, so when Yossarian sleeps with them he feels like a terrible person. :cry:

:wtf:

:angry:

:wtf: :wtf:

:confused:

I want to be your lady, I have a vagina and everything. :cheesy:

I thougt you had a clone of Chris where you have sex with :\

I want to be your lady, I have a vagina and everything. :cheesy:

 

Good enough for me! How soon can you get here?

I thougt you had a clone of Chris where you have sex with :\

 

Yeah, but Yoss is just.. :dead:

 

Good enough for me! How soon can you get here?

 

Here? What do you mean by here, my love?

This is slightly disturbing for me..

Yeah, but Yoss is just.. :dead:

 

how can somebody be that more than Chris?

. . .

 

 

 

*gulp* .. yes :blank:

:stunned:

:anxious:

 

I love you Yossie<3

and :chris:?

Yoss is one of those people whom watch 14 year old girls dancing on youtube.

You're not a terrible person Yoss. You're beautiful. :heart:

Yossarian has been really slutty as of late.

Don't be so hard on yourself little guy.

i wouldn't be so hard on myself if I wasn't such a massive slut!