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Martin is a dead man

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Yossarian, what has changed your favour over the pasty Martin?

Anyway you leave him alone, he's had a terrific start to the new season :angry:

 

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Ian... You're a Norwich fan?! :stunned: :D :D :D

F*ck you und schieb Dir den Rest sonst wohin...

 

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Yossarian, what has changed your favour over the pasty Martin?

 

Pasty Martin is a skinny man with a likeness to ginger hair, Martin stopped returning the calls of Yossarian, so Yossarian goes to the house of pasty Martin and the skinny wife of pasty Martin will not permit him to have the entry, what a spiteful bough, does she not know how far Yossarian and Martin go back?! :angry: OH SUCH THE SHAME!

Pasty Martin is a skinny man with a likeness to ginger hair, Martin stopped returning the calls of Yossarian, so Yossarian goes to the house of pasty Martin and the skinny wife of pasty Martin will not permit him to have the entry, what a spiteful bough, does she not know how far Yossarian and Martin go back?! :angry: OH SUCH THE SHAME!

 

in that case you have the right to kill Pasty Martin

but if he's with the sexual buckland, make sure to send the sexual buckland to Lore before you kill the martin :)

but after you killed martin can you please please take some skill and blood and stuff of him that we can clone him for the fangirls :nice:

Ian... You're a Norwich fan?! :stunned: :D :D :D
definately not! They're Southern softies :P
Pasty Martin is a skinny man with a likeness to ginger hair, Martin stopped returning the calls of Yossarian, so Yossarian goes to the house of pasty Martin and the skinny wife of pasty Martin will not permit him to have the entry, what a spiteful bough, does she not know how far Yossarian and Martin go back?! :angry: OH SUCH THE SHAME!

 

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If Chris died, I will die. :blank:

He's already an old fart, he might as well die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

haha? :blank:

Yeah, he is so old. :blank:

A fat gramps. :blank:

he's so fat and old and weird and gross and weird and old :blank:

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