I really want to go there now and try a quadruple bypass burger. . . all 8000 calories. :lol:

 

Seriously, though, if that old guy can do it I can. :anxious:

 

And I really- don't wanna eat that sick looking crap. I really doubt I could do it.

I'd probably get like a third of the way done and throw up. :|

 

I still want to try it though! :P

I probably couldn't even deal with the bun, its all lardy ew.

 

Yknow in the ad where it says "Over 350lbs? Eat Free" what does that mean?

I doubt you'd taste the lard though if the bun is fried :thinking:

 

It means what it says- If you weigh more than 350 pounds, you don't have to pay for your food. :P

I thought this wasn't real. Or am I wrong? :anxious:

What the fuck! So you can just eat as much as you want for as long as you want?

 

It's just so bizarre, even the fact you should be rewarded for weighing that much makes no sense.

I thought this wasn't real. Or am I wrong? :anxious:

 

Watch the video.

Yeah I'm watching that one on the previous page, but the one in the first post seemed like a joke so that made me think it was fake but apparently not.

What is this? D: It looks painful.

Hey the ELS, have a free coaster:

 

I think eating the coaster would be more healthy

:|

What the fuck! So you can just eat as much as you want for as long as you want?

 

It's just so bizarre, even the fact you should be rewarded for weighing that much makes no sense.

 

All day, every day! :awesome:

:sick:

 

Yeah I know. :anxious:

They shouldn't be rewarded for being so heavy, it's unhealthy. :uhoh2:

I still can't get my head around it, how can that be good for business. Giving out free food like that just doesn't make sense.

Probably because there aren't too many people over 350 pounds. . . that's a good 150 or so over healthy. . . even a bit more.

And really, burgers and fries are real cheap to make.

Probably because there aren't too many people over 350 pounds. . . that's a good 150 or so over healthy. . . even a bit more.

And really, burgers and fries are real cheap to make.

 

Edit: And there's lots of ranching down south, so beef is so cheap

The minute I'm 350 or over I'm so going there.

But Emmo you weigh about 35lbs.

I love your avi/sig Reilly. :lol:

336lbs and counting actually :|

*eats*

Hahaha. :heart:

336lbs and counting actually :|

*eats*

 

Holy crap!

Emma, you need to eat a few cows a day to get up to 350. :lol:

A whole cow!

 

 

no problem :charming:

 

 

 

Imagine if you found out someone on here was fucking huge, like immobile huge.

I might, for all you know, I do spend long enough on here. :lol: :P

 

(I'm not though. :anxious:)

:lol: The more you're on coldplaying the fatter you get?

if that was the way crests would be GINORMOUS.