LUL BOB SAGETS A GANGSTER!!!!

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqvx6mE_JxY]YouTube - Jamie Kennedy & Stu Stone - Rollin' W/ Saget[/ame]

I hate forced and overused "randomness"

 

OH I LOVE CUPCAKES AND STARS AND COWS LOL.

>.> seriously shut the fuck up.

 

 

People who are genuinely random and do it in a funny and cool manner are kind of awesome.

I think some people master randomness naturally like it's an art, linking together completely obscure and separate things that normally would never be associated with eachother, but in some sort of funny way you can see why they are linked. But there's a lot of people, mainly people who like Family Guy a little too much, who will just say things mindlessly and end up sounding a little deranged, not that they are they're just trying to sound random and it comes out terribly.

 

LOLS CHUCK NORRIS FARTS LEMONS

One of my friends is genuinely random. I can't even think of a good example now D:

Okay bad example which doesn't do justice D: but anyways...

One day my friend and I were walking outside to class and started singing two door cinema club...my random friend came up right behind us and was singing to herself I'll make a man out of you from Mulan.

We stopped and turned back and we were like what? O-o She just gave us a confused look back...like why would we question it.

 

Oh the other day she told us of her dream in which she was a korean popstar being chased down by people in a jeep, all in the style of minecraft.

Dreams are random anyways but that's hilarious.

The ELS I'll never forget hearing about your dream of throwing Pokeballs at Mother Theresa :wtf:

 

Hahahaha

hahaha cowboy oil rigging

hahaha

Oh and then I played table tennis with Britney Spears ...bitch kept hitting the ball over the roof of my house -__- seriously britney?

hahaha cowboy oil rigging

BEST DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EVER!

YEAH BABY!!

 

That reminds me of my dream where Justin Bieber got hit by a car but he died because the ambulance people didn't believe he was Justin Bieber and they made him sing to prove it but it didn't sound like him cause he was dying. :|

hahaha

Oh and then I played table tennis with Britney Spears ...bitch kept hitting the ball over the roof of my house -__- seriously britney?

 

That reminds me of the time K FED sold me a crate of baby oil in return for 4 mountain goats who couldnt produce milk, PAWNED K FED :awesome:

YEAH BABY!!

 

That reminds me of my dream where Justin Bieber got hit by a car but he died because the ambulance people didn't believe he was Justin Bieber and they made him sing to prove it but it didn't sound like him cause he was dying. :|

 

Should I feel bad for laughing at that? :|

...it's quite funny though.

 

That reminds me of the time K FED sold me a crate of baby oil in return for 4 mountain goats who couldnt produce milk, PAWNED K FED :awesome:

 

Haha, take that bitch!

random as the last options in ever poll made on here...

All people are random before they are hipsters

I think some people master randomness naturally like it's an art, linking together completely obscure and separate things that normally would never be associated with eachother, but in some sort of funny way you can see why they are linked.

I agree!

It's like an art. Cabaret artists (political satire - correct expression? :uhoh:) often use that and you wonder how they managed to think of those hilarious comparisons.

Can't find an example right now but I think I mean the same. :lol:

Are you sad? If you sad I can love you. I knew it because I is sad too.

 

Like this one:

 

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soKmGKAVUk4&feature=related]YouTube - Mew - Symmetry[/ame]

 

Jonas is always sad and Chris Martin too :(

I don't even care bro, don't even care.

^^Hahahaha Rudy. :lol: :wacky:

you live all in the privacy of the men mew? :(

But my Jonas and Magne all problems get over. :cry:

it's been very long ago in 2002 . I dreamed I was harassed

by the stars and their fans that beaten me.

 

it was a horrible dream. Fortunately that is not true, I committed suicide.

you committed suicide?

no is just a bad dream

Are you sad? If you sad I can love you. I knew it because I is sad too.

 

Like this one:

 

 

 

Jonas is always sad and Chris Martin too :(

 

Nolan was a person that Jonas not like because was a bad person in the past.

 

and symmerty me keep symmetry voice.

But my Jonas and Magne all problems get over. :cry:

 

Can you explain to me ? :shocked2:

i many cry in life problems magic car silas :sad: