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Red Dwarf

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I hope I'm not the only one who loves this show 'cos I think it's great!!! It's a pity they haven't made a new series for ages, however with the repeats on Sunday nights I'm coping :D

 

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great show, I'll always remember them not going to red alert, because it would mean changing the bulb :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Yeah. I just love that show!

hasn't it been on telly this week, I'm sure I saw it written down in the guide (that's downstairs and I'm upstairs) :P

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It was on yesterday - I happened upon it accidently when I was flicking channels and I got so excited I downloaded the theme tune :rolleyes:

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11:20 BBC2 - don't forget! :D

  • 2 weeks later...

Cat "Yeah cat women have 6 nipples"

Lister "Imagine making love to a woman with six nipples!"

Rimmer "Imagine making love to a woman"

*Lister and Cat look at Rimmer*

 

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Cat "So what is it?"

Kryten "It's a white hole"

Lister "A white hole?"

Kryten "Yes a white hole, every action has an equal and oposite reaction, a black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe, a white hole returns it"

Lister "So that things spewing time back into the universe?"

Kryten "Precisely"

Cat "So what is it?"

Kryten "It's a white hole"

 

and so on :)

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