The Awesome Random Posting Thread

[BerrymanGirl1]

Oh hai Amy! :dozey:

 

:curtain: did I do something wrong to deserve the dozey face? :shy:

[coldplayhebe12]

WOAH. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

[coldplayhebe12]

:curtain: did I do something wrong to deserve the dozey face? :shy:

 

Nope :P

[Alien Radio]

Gibboni's song sounds good, I wish i knew what she was saying :lol:

And ooo the 2Cellos guys are awesome too

 

Well there's a site which translates lyrics:

http://lyricstranslate.com/hr/Oprosti-I-am-sorry.html

[MaxRide]

I told my parents that I was going to take a plane to Pasadena and go to the Cheesecake Factory to meet Penny :dazzled:

 

:embarrassed: yes :sweatdrop:

 

I watched 5 episodes today. the best show ever :cool:

 

What is with your obsession with Penny? :confused:

 

And this is the only website I've ever been on where nearly everyone watches TBBT. :lol:

 

I feel like I've seen that episode, and I only watched up to the first season on DVD. :thinking:

 

 

 

We know each other so well. :lol:

 

 

 

I protest. Mythbusters is. :cool:

 

I just realized I've known her for almost four months now. Oh, how time flies on Coldplaying! :lol:

 

And I have more than 500 posts in a day.

 

GOOD GRIEF! :charlie2:

 

It's 2.11 am. I REALLY should go to bed.

 

Alright guys see you soon :hug:

:nice:

 

She's a dumb blonde.

:dozey:

 

And I'm aromantic/asexual.

 

(that reminds me...which one of those labels should I choose? :thinking:)

 

 

 

 

Night, Celine! :hug:

 

Everything. :P

 

The brunettes and Asians are always smarter than the blonds. :nod:

 

:blank:

 

*is blonde*

 

*dyes your hair brown*

 

There, now you don't have to be alone. :hug:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

 

Oh, come on. :hug: I didn't mean it. My dad is blonde, after all, and he's a PhD.

 

Blondes can be smart! :cheesy:

 

 

 

:snobby:

 

 

 

That image just makes me :laugh3:

 

:P

 

and again................ :facepalm:

 

For once, I didn't mean that to be pervy. :wtf:

 

I've taught you well. *evil laugh*

 

:rolleyes:

 

what I've taken from tonight:

1. this place is hectic

2. Most Coldplay fans like TBBT

and 3. Anna can be very pervy :P

 

Part 4!

 

And Madison, believe it or not....yesterday! :lol:

[BerrymanGirl1]

:nod: these people are spammers

[Alien Radio]

You should multiquote our toilet paper conversation from today :P

[ColdplayingfromKansas]

It's a chronic disease :nod:

 

. . . and apparently it's contagious :uhoh:

[BerrymanGirl1]

QUOTE=Alien Radio;5147419]You should multiquote our toilet paper conversation from today :P

 

:laugh3:that was great

[MaxRide]

1. Only during vacation times.

2. That is true

3. That is also true, but I blame it on Thalia and Brent. :phu:

 

 

 

:evil:

 

that last check should be bolded, underlined and bigger :blank:

 

....

 

 

 

 

:facepalm:

 

Why, Anna. Why. :blank:

 

I saw it and it jumped out at me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DANGIT :bomb:

 

WHY.[/size]

 

I DON'T KNOW.[/color][/size]

 

Believe it or not, I'm not at all pervy irl. :lol:

 

That's it, I'm using another .gif

 

 

well

I feel dirty

 

 

 

 

Taameen. where were you :laugh3:

 

Yes, stay, please!

 

I beg and plead, singing..

 

Yeah, where were you, anyway? :P

 

Me? I was eating :P

 

I probably will stay since it calmed down here :D

 

I can actually post now :stunned:

 

L to the I to the N to the K...

 

 

 

He does. :nod:

 

 

Good. :P

 

...I still feel really hyper, though. :drunk:

 

*awesome

 

You know I'm calming down when I start being a grammar nazi again.

 

Now that it's calm, everyone can go and read my multi-quoted posts and actually understand them! :laugh3:

Part 5!

 

I will, Fran! :lol:

 

:evil: It is, Alex

 

IT IS

[MaxRide]

I'm also watching Brotherhood 2.0 again. :blank:

 

I'm back. Sorry i was making fruit salad and watching big bang! :dazzled:

 

 

WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS. I was trying to catch up while you guys were on page 1360 and it was like

Me: lala reading page 1357. *clicks page 1358*

*PAGE 1361 IS ADDED*

Me: :uhoh: *rushes through reading page 1358**clicks page 1359*

*PAGE 1362 IS ADDED*

 

 

:explodes:

 

Lol :P Horrible people!

 

you're not missing much. it's mostly nasty sex stuff :rolleyes:

 

:lol: That sounds about right!

 

That's what I felt like when I was actually new here (le gasp) and I kept trying to catch up with the "Will MX Leak PART I?" thread. :lol:

 

It's all Brent's fault. :whistle:

 

:lol: I miss that thread!

 

That reminds me, I need to go and resurrect part 2! :lol:

 

Oh no :uhoh:

 

Done.

 

*also goes and resurrects the Keane thread. AGAIN.*

 

And to think earlier this evening we were on page 1311 :blank:

 

We can't blame Brent for everything. :rolleyes:

 

 

 

Yes we can.

 

We were on the 1337th page earlier, too. :blank:

 

Yeah, resurrections! :lol:

 

Part 6!

[coldplayhebe12]

:lol:

I missed so much...

 

BRENT IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL :evil:

[ColdplayingfromKansas]

*hides from evil face*

[coldplayhebe12]

:P

[ColdplayingfromKansas]

 

Sorry, I had to. IT WAS CALLING ME

[MaxRide]

I BLAME ALL OF YOU!

 

We can blame him as long as he's gone :nod:

 

BLAME ALL THE POSTERS

 

ALL OF THEM![/size]

 

I just realized something, Alex.

 

You're blaming yourself, too. :blank:

 

something tells me that date is going bad.... or good...

 

I'm talking about why Brent is gone. :blank:

 

I feel like he's being a total and complete nerd right now.

 

BLAME BRENT FOR EVERYTHING

 

He started it. :dozey:

 

does it really? :blank:

 

 

yesh.

 

why must you girls always blame guys :rolleyes: :dozey:

 

Hello. Only a half hour. I'm looking' snazzy :charming:

 

OH LOOK ITS BRENT! WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU!

 

Usually because they're attracted to you guys. :lol:

 

(that reminds me...should I say asexual or aromantic?)

 

Although Brent really did start it.

 

 

BRENT

 

What were you saying :freak:

 

Secret stuff.

 

Well, asexual implies that you split yourself (or 'bud') to create your offspring :blank:

 

But aromantic isn't a word :thinking:

 

. . . but I'd still go for aromantic

 

:dazzled:

 

 

I'm primely tipsy and READY FOR DATING. :thumbsup:

 

And Anna asexual :nod:

 

Like starfish :escaping:

 

:dazzled:

 

I love her bangs :D

 

it all started with Tyler in the toilet and brent's talk of ....rims.

 

Why is my internet connection so slow :freak:

 

Could you imagine 2 annas?:lol: that'd be like 1,000 posts or a coldplaying server crash :dead:

 

My mom doesn't even sound like that. :P

 

 

 

Don't even get us started again. :uneasy:

 

I'm going to come back on here drunk later probz

 

Someone stop me :|

 

they'd talk about math to each other for HOURS :laugh3: :P

 

It doesn't like you either.

 

 

 

I once posted 200 times in 10 minutes.

 

Taameen might remember that....:lol:

 

 

 

 

On another note:

 

 

I am a large supporter of bangs

 

Heheh, perverted thought.

 

But yeah,

I like Reese whitherspoon's bangs.

 

Be my guest. :P

 

 

 

*looks concerned*

 

 

 

That is true. Someone at this campground-type place I go to got really drunk and fell over after singing karaoke way out of tune. :lol:

 

....DON'T.

 

 

EVEN

 

 

GET

 

 

 

ME

 

 

 

GOING.

 

 

:evil:

 

Me too. :blank:

 

OH YOU MEAN THE HAIR.

 

I mean they're okay. I don't care. It's all about personality yo.

 

IM NOT DRIVING

 

I'm walking. It's a college town :cheesy:

 

hehe. page 1369

 

I used to be a Car Kid, then I took an arrow to the knee. It really dashed my great expectations about tomorrow.

 

That's my only arrow to the knee joke, I'm sorry if you've heard it before. :P

 

 

 

:lol:

 

Oh not again :facepalm:

 

It's from Skyrim.

 

...oh god. >.<

 

Sure you are. :rolleyes:

 

*eyetwitch*

 

my first naughty thing of the night :smug:

 

Wow, I finally managed to affect Tyler's mind!

 

 

OKAY BAI I HOPE I DONT GET ON LATER

 

Part 7!

 

And yes, Madison, he is. :lol:

 

...what is that, Alex?

[MaxRide]

he's hilarious :lol:

 

what is my pervy mind reading

 

 

 

We noticed. :P

 

 

 

I didn't go any farther. Be grateful!

 

 

 

Brent messes with your mind. :nod:

 

bye Brent.

 

Barney is almost as good as Sheldon..........but not even close to Penny :D

 

Bye Brent, good luck! :kiss:

 

 

 

Not if you're thinking what I'm thinking...

 

 

 

The person who played Barney was a drug addict. :blank:

 

I don't need luck I got ---> :charming:

 

I said Barney. not NPH

 

Neil Patrick Harris. the actor. also in harold and Kumar :cool:

 

Two wrongs don't make a right :charming:

 

Wait. You meant a different Barney.

 

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE PURPLE DINOSAUR :freak:

 

Wait . . . that's not who we're talking about?! :lol:

 

no. the barney in the gif :stunned:

 

yes. the Dinosaur also cussed out a kid

 

I'm oblivious to the word math, it's just blocked out in my mind. See when I typed it, my eyes saw a big blank. :blank:

 

 

 

Brent make that face on your date and she'll love you foreva :charming:

 

I guess not, Alex. :lol:

 

 

I was talking about the person who dresses up as the dinosaur. :P

 

Wait. I'm two posts away from 200. I'm staying for a little while longer :P

 

Aaaaaaaaaaand 200.

 

lol Alex bye

 

'Night, guys! :hug:

 

But it's still there. :blank:

 

Not if she turns out to be a starfish. :lol:

 

Part 8.

 

I love how I'm having nostalgia about something that happened a day ago. :laugh3:

[ColdplayingfromKansas]

'tis a SpazzKitten, Anna :nod:

[MaxRide]

Oh, the confusion caused by the internet..

 

 

 

:(

 

Bye Taameen! :hug:

 

But not to me.

 

 

Why would he date a starfish!?:lol:

 

 

By the power vested in me I do not allow you to leave. :snobby:

 

Bye Taameen :kiss:

 

NO DONT LEAVE. :(

 

 

Bye Tyler :hug:

 

alright I can stay. I really want to get to 200 :stunned:

 

oh well. I can't get to 200 night ya'll :P

 

:facepalm: yes Anna I knew that but my question still stands. Why would an asexual go on a date.

 

Because they can still be romantically attracted to other people.[/url]

 

I'm both asexual and aromantic.

 

Aromanuel. :lol:

 

Anna the aromanual :awesome:

 

I'm sigging that. NOW. :lol:

 

I've never been in two people's sigs at the same time :blush:

 

Edit: never mind :disappointed:

 

 

Brb :hug:

 

Well, technically I didn't quote you, because I started the idea, and you changed a letter. :lol:

 

Who else were you sigged by?

 

(I got rid of the Prospekt's March reference. I was getting tired of that orange font :P)

 

Because you spelled it wrong :P

 

Haha and brents. I told him to calm his tits.

 

Now your sign is tiny :lol:

 

I love how almost all the top posters were in this thread.

 

I learned today there are two types of managerial styles, X and Y. X is dictatorial and critical of the mistakes of workers and powertrippy, while Y is communicative, reinforcing positive results, teamwork, progress. Y wins out with better results!

 

...wrong thread? :P

 

Random is random! :P You still have to tell me the mathematical basis for true randomness, which if you get it right, might unearth the secrets of the Universe..;)

 

Aloha then!:)

what is a river monster??

 

 

:surprised: you don't know of the show river monsters!? Oh my chuck!

Click here! :nod:

http://animal.discovery.com/tv/river-monsters/

 

It's a show about big monster fishies in freshwater.:blush: and there's a British guy :charming:

 

Oh, so that's what it's all about! :stunned::cool: I've heard the stories too around here - when divers go down to work on the hydro dam, in the deepest parts there are these monster fish, really scared the cr** out of them!:laugh3: They're like vacuum cleaners, eating all the other fish in the flowage, but nobody ever catches them!

Maybe we should get this British guy here to go fishing for one??:thinking: Probably best chance in spring, when the water warms a bit - they go to sleep this time of year..

I was picturing some sort of horror film or something, like the creature from the black lagoon! ;)

 

I've just woken up :blank:

 

I haven't gone to bed yet :|

 

^ You should sleep man :|

 

Ugh I know

 

Wow, it got quiet around here after I left :P

 

Yes, it did. :P

 

 

I just woke up, too.

 

So did I :P

 

:blank:

 

I think Brent finally went to sleep. I'm interested to hear about how horribly his date went wrong. :P

 

I wanna hear about it, too (I just hope it didn't go as horribly wrong as you think :phu:)

 

I love hearing about horrible dates. Especially since I'm aromanual. :phu:

 

:lol: We're using that word now, are we?

 

Yep. Because aromantic and asexual actually mean different things. Since I'm both, I and Amy just came up with that amalgamation. :lol:

 

(well, I made it up. She changed my original 'e' to an 'a'. :phu:)

 

So aromantic actually has a valid definition now? :P

 

It always did[/url]. :phu:

 

(scroll down to the 'romantic relationships' part)

 

Now there's going to be weird dating ads all over my screen :P

 

There already are for me. And they've been there for quite a while. :stunned:

 

There's already a bunch of normal dating ads from when Brent was talking about his date :P

 

This one's trying to get me to 'View Singles in Girard' :blank:

 

I AM A MAN SEEKING WOMAN AGES 18 AND 98

 

THEY ARE ALL ASIAN

 

 

....that one is showing up below my current post. :facepalm:

 

:lol:

 

This one says 'Meet BBW Singles'

 

There's also one for Dominoes Pizza

 

Now I have a Zoosk ad and a link to a Filipino dating site :lol:

 

Okay, now I have Domino's Pizza and the MAN SEEKING ASIAN WOMAN one again. :lol:

 

:lol:

 

Now I'm being offered an LG Octane as part of Verizon's new year's deals :wtf:

 

~more talk of ads~

 

Part 9, from this morning! :lol:

 

Oh, okay. :blank:

 

*spazzes like the kitten*

[coldplayhebe12]

:lol:

I do wonder how his date went... :thinking:

THAT BLINK HATER :angry:

[MaxRide]

Mine is robbins research international Inc. :blank:

 

 

 

Haiiii you guys I just woke up too :nice:

 

I keep having GoogleMusic and the Coldplay ads, but now I have something for the Sunday Breakfast Mission. :lol:

 

And hi Amy. :nice:

 

I have an ad for a scary looking band ccalled DARKEST ADRENALINE

 

Alex, get your butt back in here :P

 

Now Google Music is at the bottom. :blank:

 

Hey, where did Alex go?

 

At&t now. :blank:

 

ALEXXXX

 

WE NEED YOU

 

I'm tempted to click on the Sunday Breakfast Mission ad just to see what the heck it is. :lol:

 

Do it!

 

 

I have an ad for EVERQUEST it looks like a role playing action game :lol:

 

 

*SINGS*

ALEX COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ANNA!

 

Now I have an ad for Feist's new album and the Sunday Breakfast Mission. AGAIN.

 

*clicks*

 

ALEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

 

...that looks really weird. :lol:

 

Our Mission

 

Sunday Breakfast Mission serves the homeless, addicted and impoverished through Christ-centered programs to meet their spiritual, social and physical needs. Our primary goal is to restore people to right relationship with God, their families and society.

 

Nope, I'm not donating to you. :phu:

 

*is secular*

 

:bigcry: Alex come back.

 

With food cos im hungry.

 

 

 

What was the ad about!?

Edit:aww :blush:

:phu:

 

mornin' ladies :cool:

 

Wait Anna is asexual? :surprised:

 

Hi Fran :nice:

 

^uhhh I don't know :thinking: I think she found new nouns for what she is, but I don't get everything....:thinking:

 

Hi Fran.........and that's what she's saying :rolleyes:

 

Just because she isn't attractive? :inquisitive::rolleyes:

 

Anna you're pretty attractive on here :P Use that in real life :)

 

I don't know. I don't think we were even on the subject :inquisitive:

 

Well she was saying something like that I think :whatever:

 

Where is she anyway ? :thinking:

 

She was here like 5 minutes ago :thinking:

 

Part 10, also from this morning.

 

Part 11 will be about toilet paper orientation. :lol:

[coldplayhebe12]

OH MY...

[ColdplayingfromKansas]

Does this thread always fall apart whenever I leave? :lol:

[MaxRide]

What is your toilet paper orientation? :inquisitive:

 

I'm sorry what ?

 

Sorry

 

Just found a strange Wikipedia article about...

...toilet paper orientation

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

 

So that got me thinking what is your toilet paper orientation? :P

 

Single-ply. :blank:

 

And under, apparently. :P

 

I was worried about your head for a second :lol: and I'm over :P

 

sheets[/url] the toilet paper has. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DANG IT :bomb:

 

Just checked my bathroom : I'm under.

 

Am I a freak ? :worried2:

 

No, I'm under too. :hug:

 

2 ply all the way

 

^ *relief* :hug:

 

:hug:

 

 

 

:phu: Under is the REAL way.

 

:phu:

Wikipedia says:

 

Under provides a tidier appearance, in that the loose end can be more hidden from view.[28][29]

Under reduces the risk that a toddler or a house pet, such as a dog or cat, will completely unroll the toilet paper when batting at the roll.[30]

Under in a recreational vehicle may reduce unrolling during driving.[31]

We're just tidier & more practical :phu:

 

And Over is too mainstream :phu:

 

for a 13 year old :rolleyes:

 

whatever :rolleyes: :P

 

*goes to check my toilet paper orientation*

 

it better be over :P

 

Hey tyler

 

Hey marco

 

Hey fran

 

2 ply, cos single ply just isnt ggood enough for me~

 

 

Hey

 

Character:

 

under

 

If you roll under, you're laid-back, dependable and seek relationships with strong foundations.

If you are the kind of person who prefers the paper to roll from the bottom, then you are a naturally suspicious sort who vacuums his house three times a day and thinks Jerry Springer is god. Or perhaps the other way around

 

...wow, Amy. All of your answers to your multi-quoted stuff were 'Hi'. :P

 

:lol: awsome post Amy

 

Soo

 

My toilet paper stands vertical :P

 

I'm just that nice. :blank:

 

:nod: *points to this*

:lol:

 

 

 

 

Usually I'm under, but now i'm oover!

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

 

With toilet paper I mean. :blank:

 

*goes to another bathroom*

 

:blank:

 

DANGIT AMY :bomb:

 

Buy Tyler :nice:

OMG this is the weirdest mistake I made inEnglish :lol:

BYE Tyler

 

*takes dollar bills out of pocket*

 

How much does he cost?

 

So I have it vertical in the bathroom I use. :)

 

In the second bathroom over, and in the third under. :P

 

How many bathrooms do you have ? :thinking:

 

I actually have four, but we don't use one of them. :P

 

3 :P

 

2 :|

 

That's because it contains my cat's litterbox. :phu:

 

...he's been dead for almost two years. :blank:

 

^ awwww :(

 

Here's Part 11, aka the toilet paper orientation. :lol:

 

OH ME OH MY

 

and Alex, :nod:

[fooby]

Why are there so many quotes? I feel like a bubble in a atmosphere of flatness.