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Bonokeith7

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2 different versions of a classic song for all you lovely crazy coldplayers out there!!!!!

 

 

I will Survive MALE VERSION

 

First I was afraid I was petrified

At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side

I would've drunk a little less,

I would've tried to keep my head.

If I'd known for just one second you'd

Assault me in your bed.

 

 

I tried to go, walk out the door

But you've been sitting on my legs and

I Can't feel them anymore

And now you're sitting on my face,

my nose has vanished - not a trace,

I only hope that you're big knickers aren't

Made of liquorice lace

 

I want to go, I've got to leave

Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave

Only hope that no one saw me walking home

With such a slut.

God the things that you get up to

when you're half cut.

 

 

Please let me go, I'm getting scared

There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly

Breasts from being bared.

I think that I must have been mad, God what

Made me want to court her?

With tits that look like Tesco bags I've just

Filled up with water

 

It's time to go, run out the door

She's started hinting she wants sex on her

Dirty lino floor

I don't think there's anything worse

han the al-co-hol-ics curse.

 

 

 

 

I WILL SURVIFEMALE VERSION

 

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side.

I would've drunk a little less, I would've

Tried to keep my head,

If I'd know for just one second I'd be in

Your crusty bed...

 

I tried to go, walk out the door.

But I laughed so hard at your small knob that

I've fallen on the floor.

Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out

disgrace,

But I'd rather look at that, than at your

F###ing ugly face...!

 

I want to go, I've got to leave.

Your talk of chicks and football really makes

Me want to heave.

I only know I've got to stop my drinking

Spirts and the beer

Coz when I looked at you last night, you

Looked just like Richard Gere !

 

Please let me go, I feel quite sick,

We had the worst sex in the world and you're

An ugly prick

I should have shagged your gorgeous mate,

At least he's got a lovely flat

But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm

Stuck with you, you twat.

 

It's time to go, run out the door.

You look so ugly it should really be against the law.

I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going

To have no stupid fun

Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me

Want to be a nun !

I WILL SURVIVE![/glow]

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Guy's Gyal

Guy's Gyal

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2 different versions of a classic song for all you lovely crazy coldplayers out there!!!!!

 

 

I will Survive MALE VERSION

 

First I was afraid I was petrified

At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side

I would've drunk a little less,

I would've tried to keep my head.

If I'd known for just one second you'd

Assault me in your bed.

 

 

I tried to go, walk out the door

But you've been sitting on my legs and

I Can't feel them anymore

And now you're sitting on my face,

my nose has vanished - not a trace,

I only hope that you're big knickers aren't

Made of liquorice lace

 

I want to go, I've got to leave

Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave

Only hope that no one saw me walking home

With such a slut.

God the things that you get up to

when you're half cut.

 

 

Please let me go, I'm getting scared

There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly

Breasts from being bared.

I think that I must have been mad, God what

Made me want to court her?

With tits that look like Tesco bags I've just

Filled up with water

 

It's time to go, run out the door

She's started hinting she wants sex on her

Dirty lino floor

I don't think there's anything worse

han the al-co-hol-ics curse.

 

 

 

 

I WILL SURVIFEMALE VERSION

 

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side.

I would've drunk a little less, I would've

Tried to keep my head,

If I'd know for just one second I'd be in

Your crusty bed...

 

I tried to go, walk out the door.

But I laughed so hard at your small knob that

I've fallen on the floor.

Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out

disgrace,

But I'd rather look at that, than at your

F###ing ugly face...!

 

I want to go, I've got to leave.

Your talk of chicks and football really makes

Me want to heave.

I only know I've got to stop my drinking

Spirts and the beer

Coz when I looked at you last night, you

Looked just like Richard Gere !

 

Please let me go, I feel quite sick,

We had the worst sex in the world and you're

An ugly prick

I should have shagged your gorgeous mate,

At least he's got a lovely flat

But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm

Stuck with you, you twat.

 

It's time to go, run out the door.

You look so ugly it should really be against the law.

I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going

To have no stupid fun

Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me

Want to be a nun !

I WILL SURVIVE![/glow]

 

Thats the COOLEST intro eva :lol: :lol: Welcum 2 the board, hope u like it here, coz it wiiiiked here :D

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Guest LiquidSky

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:lol: welcome to the board! hope ya have lots of fun here!, please stay, we would like to get to know you better :D

 

 

 

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