I am living with the three other boys this year and because they all have the passion of video games and marijuana they do not often all go out. Yossarian is a lady like man and has much need for personal time to himself in which he can have the bubble bath and listen to the compact discs by hit artist The Didos. He has wondered how he can get his house bros to leave so he can have the bubble bath with special candles.

 

Please share me your tactics for making personal love when yourself when you are living in a busy house. This is especially for people who are of the age of reason and at university, where it is important to make personal love on a near daily basis. :angry:

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^ Yeah, what she said Yossi. If you suggest that, it would probably freak them out, which would make them want to leave the house for awhile. Problem solved.

I do not want to have the sexual love with all of my boyfriends :angry:

I know, that's the point; you could pretend just to get them out of the house.

 

Or you could just... be honest and tell them you'd appreciate if they left for a little while. (Whoa honesty, what a concept.)

Yes honesty has always been the best policy of Yossarian. Sometimes it is late at night and Yossarian has work early the next morning, he says to his house friends "Please house friends, have peace and quiet, Yossarian is smoking marijuana and going to bed", sometimes he does not even go to bed but makes personal love in the shower.

Open Coldplaying.com and leave your laptop in the living room. They'll get the message when they see this thread.

Sometimes Yossarian would like to read in the garden and barbeque some fish, but often love is such an obstacle to all of us and we must hold it close, love has the taste of milk from an innocent cow

Fap under the table.

 

Alternatively, while their video games are on loud, have your bath and use earbuds for listening to music. Just don't get the earbuds wet or they'll break rather badly.

This is my favourite thread in the history of forever.

How's it working out then?

This is a question that has taken many years to answer Yossi, you can't just go on a Coldplay forum and ask the age old question;

"How do I fap when there are people around?"

 

Sorry that's too complicated.