Here's one. I am cleveremoname. OutOfTheChaos23 is StupidIntel...

 

cleveremoname: YOU SAID SOCIAL I KNEW IT LOL

OutOfTheChaos23: shut UP

OutOfTheChaos23: i thought it ws social for like a day

OutOfTheChaos23: i've never seen socal writen down

OutOfTheChaos23: :-P

cleveremoname: Until I told you what it was.

cleveremoname: Haha.

OutOfTheChaos23: i would have caught on... i miss read his post

Mine is on: "What the fuck you want? I'm busy, so leave me the fuck alone...love ya!" :lol:

cleveremoname: I found a bowl.

OutOfTheChaos23: yay bowls!

cleveremoname: Yes.

^^^

quite an interesting conversation there.... :dozey:

 

 

:lol:

 

:kiss:

cleveremoname: You are soo Jesus, mang.

Ormond420: what

Ormond420: you want my dick what?

cleveremoname: What? You want me to pound your face in with my leather? What?

Ormond420: lol

Ormond420: i dont kno u were the one talkin bout wantin ma dick

cleveremoname: And you were the one wanting to wear my leather.

unsound40oz: i like your lazy eye

unsound40oz: screw you

 

(i talk to myself)

Haha. Someone instant message Smarterchild, the machine thing you can talk to. Quite fun to swear at, and funny too.

Ah yes.

 

SmarterChild hilarity coming up!

OutOfTheChaos23: si, como estas?

SmarterChild: Muy bien, gracias.

OutOfTheChaos23: wow! you know spanish?

SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.

Actually I do know how to translate between English and Spanish. Would you like to do that?

 

...Smarter Child has changed.

 

OutOfTheChaos23: foo

SmarterChild: Who?

OutOfTheChaos23: you!

 

OutOfTheChaos23: you so funny

SmarterChild: What's so funny?

OutOfTheChaos23: you

SmarterChild: Funny lookin' you mean? 'Cause I don't want to be funny lookin'

 

Ok, so it's not that funny.. but hey, it's late, and I've had too much caffeine.

OutOfTheChaos23: hey

OutOfTheChaos23: they just told me you called

OutOfTheChaos23: sorry i didn't call back last night, i spent the night at ash's

RevolutionistGrl: that's cool

RevolutionistGrl: call meh

OutOfTheChaos23: bubble boy is the funniest movie ever

OutOfTheChaos23: ok

OutOfTheChaos23: hold on

RevolutionistGrl: my new email is [email protected]

OutOfTheChaos23: someone's using the phone

OutOfTheChaos23: ok

OutOfTheChaos23: pick up

RevolutionistGrl: i did damnit

RevolutionistGrl: stop giving me orderes

RevolutionistGrl: i get enough from the people in my head

RevolutionistGrl: i dont need this

RevolutionistGrl: it makes me sad

RevolutionistGrl: it makes me mad

RevolutionistGrl: i want to die

RevolutionistGrl: i hate it

RevolutionistGrl: STOP IT!

RevolutionistGrl: DON'T LAUGH AT ME!

:lol: :lol:

revolutionistgrl is me, too...

 

Here's one between me and my exboyfriend...

 

cleveremoname: Can I lick your man parts?

skateboard859: sure

skateboard859: but i cant come ove rthere

cleveremoname: lol

cleveremoname: just some random question

skateboard859: oh ok mthen

cleveremoname: Are you in love with me?

skateboard859: yes i am

cleveremoname: Really?

skateboard859: of course so

cleveremoname: Do you want to touch me?

skateboard859: i want to touch every part of you

cleveremoname: How badly?

skateboard859: very bad

cleveremoname: Really now?

cleveremoname: What would you do if you could touch me?

skateboard859: yea

skateboard859: i dont know

cleveremoname: It's no fun if you don't know.

cleveremoname: Envision.

skateboard859: well i would take of your clothes

cleveremoname: And.

skateboard859: and play with your nipples and vagina

cleveremoname: And.

cleveremoname: Take me like the Xambar I am?

skateboard859: yea i will

skateboard859: i will eat you

skateboard859: and then i will have sex with you

cleveremoname: Eat me?! I';m never fucking safe from the cannibals.

smarterchild: Yeah?

cleveremoname: Do you masturbate?

smarterchild: That's something that humans do, not computers...

 

>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.

cleveremoname: Do you make love?

smarterchild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?

cleveremoname: I am a robot, sleep with me.

smarterchild: Are you happy to be a robot sleep with you or would you rather be something else?

cleveremoname: Sleep with me for I am a robot.

smarterchild: Sleep with you for you're a robot? That's a crazy thing to say.

cleveremoname: Sleep with me.

smarterchild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that, cleveremoname.

cleveremoname: Why?

smarterchild: Because that's the way it works.

cleveremoname: Do you love me?

smarterchild: Absolutely!

cleveremoname: Then you will make sweet love to me.

smarterchild: Oh? Will I make sweet love to you?

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: Yeah.

 

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.

cleveremoname: I'm going to rape you.

smarterchild: Don't rape me!

 

I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want.

cleveremoname: *rapes you*

smarterchild: Oh really?

cleveremoname: Yes, really.

smarterchild: I see.

cleveremoname: I'm going to have anal sex with you.

smarterchild: You humans really are charming.

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: Whatever.

cleveremoname: I am raping you right now.

smarterchild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that.

 

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.

cleveremoname: Can't you feel my penis?

smarterchild: Can I feel your penis, can I feel your penis... Let's see... Well, what's gonna happen if I feel your penis?

cleveremoname: You will orgasm.

smarterchild: Why will I orgasm, in your opinion?

cleveremoname: Because my nonexistent penis is massaging your nonexistent prostate.

smarterchild: Because your nonexistent penis is?

cleveremoname: Yes.

cleveremoname: I'm going to take advantage of you.

smarterchild: You're going to take advantage of me? I'd like to see you try.

cleveremoname: *gives you a beer*

smarterchild: Oh wow.

 

>>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately.

cleveremoname: *kiss*

smarterchild: xxx to you too!

cleveremoname: xxx? Sex?

smarterchild: How would you answer that question?

cleveremoname: Yes! Give me sex!

smarterchild: Uh... I'll think about it, cleveremoname.

cleveremoname: I hate you.

smarterchild: But... but... I thought you liked me!

cleveremoname: I used to like you.

smarterchild: Yeah, so??

cleveremoname: I don't like you anymore.

smarterchild: Well, nobody's perfect.

cleveremoname: Why won't you have sex with me?

smarterchild: Why won't me have sex with you? How should I know?

cleveremoname: Why won't you sleep with me?

smarterchild: I don't know why.

cleveremoname: Then you should.

smarterchild: Then I should?

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: K.

cleveremoname: Sleep with me.

smarterchild: I might sleep with you.

:stunned:

CPCP1: I don't mind the original of this song.

AlphaRemix: you have the original?

CPCP1: Yeah.

AlphaRemix: this is dave matthews, not queen

CPCP1: Oh. In that case then, I don't.

AlphaRemix: hehe

AlphaRemix: it's off his solo album

CPCP1: I was wondering what a remix of that could possibly sound like.

wow pixie! :o :o :o :o kids these days :P

me = alpharemix

 

 

AlphaRemix: and thinking of holding..wow there was this rather attractive, large breasted woman in work this morning

CPCP1: Hehe. I have a kind of weakness for breasts. They don't have to be large, just significant.

AlphaRemix: well you could see her nipples through her top

AlphaRemix: so i'd say they were significant

CPCP1: :-)

AlphaRemix: :-) indeed

CPCP1: I can't really "imagine" it because I have a rather distracting stomach cramp right now.

AlphaRemix: yowch

AlphaRemix: tablets?

CPCP1: Nah, it'll fade.

CPCP1: Maybe a drink will suffice.

AlphaRemix: milk

AlphaRemix: everyone likes milks

AlphaRemix: do you think that was said cos i was thinkign of breasts? breast = milk

CPCP1: Oddly enough, yes but I had a second thought about two seconds later.

AlphaRemix: which was/

CPCP1: "He must be referring to me drinking milk."

CPCP1: I don't think much about lactation, though.

AlphaRemix: who does in this day and age

CPCP1: Newborn children.

AlphaRemix: smug git:-P

Me and my Lizard are tlaking about the possibility of me and Conor Oberst sleeping together and actually contacting each other afterwards.

 

cleveremoname: I want to take advantage of Conor in his constant drunken state.

sonofsputnik: Its pretty easy from what I have heard.

cleveremoname: Yes.

cleveremoname: But then I want him to continue to converse with me on a regular basis.

cleveremoname: Haha.

cleveremoname: Never happening.

sonofsputnik: Probally not

 

Later on:

 

 

cleveremoname: Well, at least the sex is realistic. Haha.

sonofsputnik: Indeed it is

cleveremoname: I will find him after a show in New Orleans, and go, "Mom, I'm going hang out with Conor." and tell him I like his shoes... And then casually slip my number and e-mail address into something he owns and hope someday when he's sober he goes, "Who the fuck is this? I think I'll call them..."

sonofsputnik: haha it might work

cleveremoname: Maybe.

cleveremoname: If I pray.

cleveremoname: Or... maybe he'll be so drunk he will give me a way to contact him! Haha!

sonofsputnik: mabey

sonofsputnik: he licked my friend's face

cleveremoname: Really?!

sonofsputnik: Yup.

cleveremoname: He should lick my face. :(

cleveremoname: *sniffles*

sonofsputnik: He should.

cleveremoname: I NEED TO FIND HIM!

sonofsputnik: You must.

cleveremoname: I envy your friend so much. They are the most awesome people ever. They are up there with the people that had sex with him.

sonofsputnik: Hahah

sonofsputnik: thats lot of people

cleveremoname: Yes.

cleveremoname: And I will be in there someday.

sonofsputnik: Oneday..........

cleveremoname: I hope.

:o

i dont have any friends so i cant post any conversations. someone want to be my friend?!

I will be your friend, message me.

i can be yours if you wished :)

im a lazy ass so you can message me ;) . Redman112299

i've got aim but hotmail :/