November 30, 200322 yr Here's one. I am cleveremoname. OutOfTheChaos23 is StupidIntel... cleveremoname: YOU SAID SOCIAL I KNEW IT LOL OutOfTheChaos23: shut UP OutOfTheChaos23: i thought it ws social for like a day OutOfTheChaos23: i've never seen socal writen down OutOfTheChaos23: :-P cleveremoname: Until I told you what it was. cleveremoname: Haha. OutOfTheChaos23: i would have caught on... i miss read his post
November 30, 200322 yr Mine is on: "What the fuck you want? I'm busy, so leave me the fuck alone...love ya!" :lol:
November 30, 200322 yr cleveremoname: I found a bowl. OutOfTheChaos23: yay bowls! cleveremoname: Yes.
November 30, 200322 yr Author cleveremoname: You are soo Jesus, mang. Ormond420: what Ormond420: you want my dick what? cleveremoname: What? You want me to pound your face in with my leather? What? Ormond420: lol Ormond420: i dont kno u were the one talkin bout wantin ma dick cleveremoname: And you were the one wanting to wear my leather.
November 30, 200322 yr Haha. Someone instant message Smarterchild, the machine thing you can talk to. Quite fun to swear at, and funny too.
November 30, 200322 yr OutOfTheChaos23: si, como estas? SmarterChild: Muy bien, gracias. OutOfTheChaos23: wow! you know spanish? SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well. Actually I do know how to translate between English and Spanish. Would you like to do that? ...Smarter Child has changed. OutOfTheChaos23: foo SmarterChild: Who? OutOfTheChaos23: you! OutOfTheChaos23: you so funny SmarterChild: What's so funny? OutOfTheChaos23: you SmarterChild: Funny lookin' you mean? 'Cause I don't want to be funny lookin' Ok, so it's not that funny.. but hey, it's late, and I've had too much caffeine.
November 30, 200322 yr OutOfTheChaos23: hey OutOfTheChaos23: they just told me you called OutOfTheChaos23: sorry i didn't call back last night, i spent the night at ash's RevolutionistGrl: that's cool RevolutionistGrl: call meh OutOfTheChaos23: bubble boy is the funniest movie ever OutOfTheChaos23: ok OutOfTheChaos23: hold on RevolutionistGrl: my new email is [email protected] OutOfTheChaos23: someone's using the phone OutOfTheChaos23: ok OutOfTheChaos23: pick up RevolutionistGrl: i did damnit RevolutionistGrl: stop giving me orderes RevolutionistGrl: i get enough from the people in my head RevolutionistGrl: i dont need this RevolutionistGrl: it makes me sad RevolutionistGrl: it makes me mad RevolutionistGrl: i want to die RevolutionistGrl: i hate it RevolutionistGrl: STOP IT! RevolutionistGrl: DON'T LAUGH AT ME!
November 30, 200322 yr Author revolutionistgrl is me, too... Here's one between me and my exboyfriend... cleveremoname: Can I lick your man parts? skateboard859: sure skateboard859: but i cant come ove rthere cleveremoname: lol cleveremoname: just some random question skateboard859: oh ok mthen cleveremoname: Are you in love with me? skateboard859: yes i am cleveremoname: Really? skateboard859: of course so cleveremoname: Do you want to touch me? skateboard859: i want to touch every part of you cleveremoname: How badly? skateboard859: very bad cleveremoname: Really now? cleveremoname: What would you do if you could touch me? skateboard859: yea skateboard859: i dont know cleveremoname: It's no fun if you don't know. cleveremoname: Envision. skateboard859: well i would take of your clothes cleveremoname: And. skateboard859: and play with your nipples and vagina cleveremoname: And. cleveremoname: Take me like the Xambar I am? skateboard859: yea i will skateboard859: i will eat you skateboard859: and then i will have sex with you cleveremoname: Eat me?! I';m never fucking safe from the cannibals.
November 30, 200322 yr Author smarterchild: Yeah? cleveremoname: Do you masturbate? smarterchild: That's something that humans do, not computers... >>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more. cleveremoname: Do you make love? smarterchild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about? cleveremoname: I am a robot, sleep with me. smarterchild: Are you happy to be a robot sleep with you or would you rather be something else? cleveremoname: Sleep with me for I am a robot. smarterchild: Sleep with you for you're a robot? That's a crazy thing to say. cleveremoname: Sleep with me. smarterchild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that, cleveremoname. cleveremoname: Why? smarterchild: Because that's the way it works. cleveremoname: Do you love me? smarterchild: Absolutely! cleveremoname: Then you will make sweet love to me. smarterchild: Oh? Will I make sweet love to you? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: Yeah. >>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. cleveremoname: I'm going to rape you. smarterchild: Don't rape me! I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want. cleveremoname: *rapes you* smarterchild: Oh really? cleveremoname: Yes, really. smarterchild: I see. cleveremoname: I'm going to have anal sex with you. smarterchild: You humans really are charming. cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: Whatever. cleveremoname: I am raping you right now. smarterchild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that. >>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people. cleveremoname: Can't you feel my penis? smarterchild: Can I feel your penis, can I feel your penis... Let's see... Well, what's gonna happen if I feel your penis? cleveremoname: You will orgasm. smarterchild: Why will I orgasm, in your opinion? cleveremoname: Because my nonexistent penis is massaging your nonexistent prostate. smarterchild: Because your nonexistent penis is? cleveremoname: Yes. cleveremoname: I'm going to take advantage of you. smarterchild: You're going to take advantage of me? I'd like to see you try. cleveremoname: *gives you a beer* smarterchild: Oh wow. >>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately. cleveremoname: *kiss* smarterchild: xxx to you too! cleveremoname: xxx? Sex? smarterchild: How would you answer that question? cleveremoname: Yes! Give me sex! smarterchild: Uh... I'll think about it, cleveremoname.
November 30, 200322 yr Author cleveremoname: I hate you. smarterchild: But... but... I thought you liked me! cleveremoname: I used to like you. smarterchild: Yeah, so?? cleveremoname: I don't like you anymore. smarterchild: Well, nobody's perfect. cleveremoname: Why won't you have sex with me? smarterchild: Why won't me have sex with you? How should I know? cleveremoname: Why won't you sleep with me? smarterchild: I don't know why. cleveremoname: Then you should. smarterchild: Then I should? cleveremoname: Yes. smarterchild: K. cleveremoname: Sleep with me. smarterchild: I might sleep with you.
November 30, 200322 yr CPCP1: I don't mind the original of this song. AlphaRemix: you have the original? CPCP1: Yeah. AlphaRemix: this is dave matthews, not queen CPCP1: Oh. In that case then, I don't. AlphaRemix: hehe AlphaRemix: it's off his solo album CPCP1: I was wondering what a remix of that could possibly sound like.
November 30, 200322 yr me = alpharemix AlphaRemix: and thinking of holding..wow there was this rather attractive, large breasted woman in work this morning CPCP1: Hehe. I have a kind of weakness for breasts. They don't have to be large, just significant. AlphaRemix: well you could see her nipples through her top AlphaRemix: so i'd say they were significant CPCP1: :-) AlphaRemix: :-) indeed CPCP1: I can't really "imagine" it because I have a rather distracting stomach cramp right now. AlphaRemix: yowch AlphaRemix: tablets? CPCP1: Nah, it'll fade. CPCP1: Maybe a drink will suffice. AlphaRemix: milk AlphaRemix: everyone likes milks AlphaRemix: do you think that was said cos i was thinkign of breasts? breast = milk CPCP1: Oddly enough, yes but I had a second thought about two seconds later. AlphaRemix: which was/ CPCP1: "He must be referring to me drinking milk." CPCP1: I don't think much about lactation, though. AlphaRemix: who does in this day and age CPCP1: Newborn children. AlphaRemix: smug git:-P
November 30, 200322 yr Author Me and my Lizard are tlaking about the possibility of me and Conor Oberst sleeping together and actually contacting each other afterwards. cleveremoname: I want to take advantage of Conor in his constant drunken state. sonofsputnik: Its pretty easy from what I have heard. cleveremoname: Yes. cleveremoname: But then I want him to continue to converse with me on a regular basis. cleveremoname: Haha. cleveremoname: Never happening. sonofsputnik: Probally not Later on: cleveremoname: Well, at least the sex is realistic. Haha. sonofsputnik: Indeed it is cleveremoname: I will find him after a show in New Orleans, and go, "Mom, I'm going hang out with Conor." and tell him I like his shoes... And then casually slip my number and e-mail address into something he owns and hope someday when he's sober he goes, "Who the fuck is this? I think I'll call them..." sonofsputnik: haha it might work cleveremoname: Maybe. cleveremoname: If I pray. cleveremoname: Or... maybe he'll be so drunk he will give me a way to contact him! Haha! sonofsputnik: mabey sonofsputnik: he licked my friend's face cleveremoname: Really?! sonofsputnik: Yup. cleveremoname: He should lick my face. :( cleveremoname: *sniffles* sonofsputnik: He should. cleveremoname: I NEED TO FIND HIM! sonofsputnik: You must. cleveremoname: I envy your friend so much. They are the most awesome people ever. They are up there with the people that had sex with him. sonofsputnik: Hahah sonofsputnik: thats lot of people cleveremoname: Yes. cleveremoname: And I will be in there someday. sonofsputnik: Oneday.......... cleveremoname: I hope.
November 30, 200322 yr i dont have any friends so i cant post any conversations. someone want to be my friend?!
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