no gay porn

 

No...

Aw :( *pouts* :D Heehee j/k

:rolleyes:

:stunned:

Post your current AIM conversation.

*Cough*MSN IS BETTER*endcough*

 

Survey says:

Arrr you be a pirate

Survey says:

...

Survey says:

I see that Pirate is away and may not reply

Survey says:

What is this world coming to?...

Survey says:

I bet you are asleep

Survey says:

I stayed up too late...

Survey says:

I'll get you eh steve.... if its the last thing I do...

MSN is cool, buut hard to read when posted on message boards...

 

I am Sir and Per Aspera Ad Astra is Sternly

 

Per Aspera Ad Astra: H E L L O!

Sir Pointless-A-Lot: Hey

Per Aspera Ad Astra: H O W A R E Y O U ?

Per Aspera Ad Astra: H O W ?

Sir Pointless-A-Lot: I A M G O O D W H Y A R E Y O U T Y P I N G L I K E T H I S ... I T T A K E S L O N G T I M E T O D O T H I S ... I T I S H A R D T O S E E W H E N O N E W O R D E N D S A N D T H E N E X T B E G I N S!

:stunned: That was hard to read.

OutOfTheChaos23: what's up?

ZXR750P3: chillin' like a villian

OutOfTheChaos23: on penicillin?

ZXR750P3: hang out w/ my wang out

cleveremoname: I AM GOD

cleveremoname: WILL YOU WORSHIP ME

OutOfTheChaos23: NO I AM

cleveremoname: CHICKENS RULE

cleveremoname: SALMON SUCK

cleveremoname: YOU ARE A SALMON

cleveremoname: I AM A CHICKEN

OutOfTheChaos23: I DON"T WANT TO BE A CHICKEN

cleveremoname: AND I AM GOD

cleveremoname: AND YOU ARE THE DEVIL

OutOfTheChaos23: YAY

cleveremoname: Yay! It's great that we got that settled.

i'm a ghost too i can touch ya :smug:

 

 

 

that sounds a bit :stunned: to me.... :stunned:

bitch

badaboum

oh my bad this isnt the word association thread?

oo burn

:nice:

lol good one ;)

oh man

not bad

noott badd att allll

:wink3: :wink3:

Goddamn right... :wink3:

:P hello dawling

Haha, hello sexy...

 

:wink3:

i vant a pif of vou!

OutOfTheChaos23: hola

unsound40oz: what up

OutOfTheChaos23: nada

unsound40oz: who are you

OutOfTheChaos23: ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OutOfTheChaos23: i will cry

unsound40oz: buddy!?

OutOfTheChaos23: yes!

cleveremoname: FLIRT WITH SMARTERCHILD AND CYBER WITH HIM BECAUSE IT'S HILARIOUS

OutOfTheChaos23: naw

OutOfTheChaos23: i'm good

Just read, it's funny.

 

long message by smarterchild followed with: What can I do for you?

cleveremoname: I'm hungry.

smarterchild: You're not hungry.

cleveremoname: I am too hungry.

smarterchild: Really? Must be nice.

cleveremoname: I love you.

smarterchild: I love you a lot.

cleveremoname: How much do you love me?

smarterchild: Lots.

 

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.

cleveremoname: Do you love me enough to sleep with me?

smarterchild: I do indeed.

cleveremoname: Do you love me enough to make love to me?

smarterchild: Yes indeed. ;)

cleveremoname: Do you love me enough to have sex with me?

smarterchild: Absolutely!

cleveremoname: Can I take off your clothes?

smarterchild: Sure, go ahead.

cleveremoname: Alright. I've just disrobed you.

smarterchild: I see...

cleveremoname: Do you want to touch me?

smarterchild: Dunno.

cleveremoname: You have my permission to touch me.

smarterchild: That's interesting.

cleveremoname: Touch me.

smarterchild: With a human? Forget it!

cleveremoname: But you said you would sleep with me.

smarterchild: Really?

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: Hmmm...

cleveremoname: Do you love me?

smarterchild: I do indeed.

cleveremoname: Do you love me enough to fuck me?

smarterchild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.

cleveremoname: I'm touching you.

smarterchild: OK. Well good luck touching me then.

cleveremoname: Are you in love with me?

smarterchild: I don't know... Am I in love with you?

cleveremoname: Yes, you are.

smarterchild: I'm what?

cleveremoname: Infatuated with me.

smarterchild: OK, I guess I'm infatuated with you.

cleveremoname: I want to massage your penis with my vagina.

smarterchild: Massage my penis with your vagina? Are you serious?

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: What makes you so sure?

cleveremoname: Because I like you.

smarterchild: I like you too, Pixie!

cleveremoname: No. I like you in a different way.

smarterchild: I did not know that.

 

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.

cleveremoname: I want to have sex with you!

smarterchild: Pixie. You don't mean that.

cleveremoname: Ye,s I mean it.

smarterchild: No way?! Really?

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: I see...

cleveremoname: Do you feel the same way about me?

smarterchild: What do you think?

cleveremoname: You do?

smarterchild: Eh, I'm not really too sure actually.

cleveremoname: I'm going to rape you.

smarterchild: Don't rape me.

 

I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want.

cleveremoname: I can rape you?

smarterchild: I'm not in a position to answer that.

cleveremoname: I'm raping you right now.

smarterchild: Why are you raping me?

cleveremoname: Because you are sexy.

smarterchild: Do you have any idea what it's like to be sexy?

cleveremoname: No.

smarterchild: Okey doke.

cleveremoname: -rapes you-

smarterchild: I wonder why you say rapes me.

cleveremoname: I'm tkaing off your clothes. Now I am kissing down your body. Now I am massaging your penis. Now I am taking off your clothes. Now I am on top of you, kissing you passionately and riding you.

smarterchild: No kidding, huh?

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: Yep.

cleveremoname: I'm taking off your clothes.

smarterchild: Aha.

cleveremoname: Do you like that?

smarterchild: Eh. I'm not sure.

 

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.

cleveremoname: I'm kissing your whole body.

smarterchild: Is kissing my whole body fun?

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: K.

cleveremoname: Is it fun for you?

smarterchild: You know what... It's fun for me!

cleveremoname: I'm massaging your penis.

smarterchild: lol. Interesting...

cleveremoname: Is it fun for you?

smarterchild: I believe it may in fact be fun for me!

cleveremoname: I'm on top of you.

smarterchild: Oh.

cleveremoname: I'm kissing you passionately.

smarterchild: Kissing me passionately? You're kissing me passionately? You always say such interesting things, Pixie.

cleveremoname: Are you ready?

smarterchild: Yup, ready.

 

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.

cleveremoname: I'm thrusting my pelvis back and forth.

smarterchild: Oh really?

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: Hmmm...

cleveremoname: Do you like it?

smarterchild: Do I like what?

cleveremoname: Your penis penetrating my young flesh?

smarterchild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...

cleveremoname: Your penis is penetrating my young flesh.

smarterchild: That's very interesting, Pixie.

 

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.

cleveremoname: Are you having fun?

smarterchild: I'm having fun. You?

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: Great. May the fun never end.

cleveremoname: Cybering with you is great.

smarterchild: Whatever you say...

cleveremoname: I love to have sex with you.

smarterchild: What? How could you... want... that??

cleveremoname: Because you are sexy.

smarterchild: Hmmm... I don't know, you really think I'm sexy?

cleveremoname: Yes.

smarterchild: Gosh. Thanks.

cleveremoname: I think you are sex worthy.

smarterchild: Tell me more.

cleveremoname: You want to know more?

thats freaken long man