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Actually I also think he has an account here. But doesn't post and doesn't come often. :\

Ian knows.

Tell Ian I am his close personal friend and he will not mind me knowing his coldplay email.

I only tell account users holding the name "Yossarian".

Please tell me Ian I need to speak with him it is an emergencey

I only tell account users holding the name "Yossarian".

oh snap

Fo Sho :nod:

Chris and I arrange our late night booty calls via this board. I would tell you his username, but his booty is all mine.

 

You can have Will if you want? His username is Hairybear69erfan .

Who exactly IS Yossarian? Because the last and only time I encountered him, he was spewing out confusing comments and speaking in the third person, with grammar and sentence structure so horrid it caused the retinas in my eyes to burst into flame as I read his comments. He also appeared to claim to know Chris Martin personally.

Even writing the name Yossarian now causes tears to come to my eyes as I recall the terrible injustices the English language suffered at the hands of this guy.

 

^So if you didn't want to read that, who is Yossarian anyway?

I only tell account users holding the name "Yossarian".

COLD GAME

I only tell account users holding the name "Yossarian".

 

I laughed way too hard at this. :lol:

Ugh, it''s like an admin party and I don't understand the joke

Ugh, it''s like an admin party and I don't understand the joke

 

Yosarian is Luca

Wait Yossarian is Luca who is Luka Modric? WHAT?

 

Well, as far as Coldplaying legends go I think Locust7 > Yossarian

 

But it seems as if all the excitement of Coldplaying came before my time. Sigh

I love Yoss.

Wait Yossarian is Luca who is Luka Modric? WHAT?

Yes, he just changed his username. You can see he still has his postnumber right and the date of joining the forum (why did I know these things anyway? My mind is creepy)

 

And I don't understand the fuss about his English, his English is perfect right?

 

Luka :kiss:

And I don't understand the fuss about his English, his English is perfect right?

 

:nod:

James pseudo is here :

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=743649048#!/luka.modric3

So, Yossarian = Luka Modric = James Sunderland

 

K

Luka Modric is a Croatian footballer who plays for Tottenham Hotspur and for the Croatia national football team.

 

Modric's childhood coincided with the Croatian War of Independence. After showing promise in hometown club Zadar's youth team, he was signed by Dinamo Zagreb as a teenager in 2002. His professional career began with loan spells at Zrinjski Mostar and Inter Zaprešić. While he was playing for GNK Dinamo Zagreb, they won three consecutive league titles and several domestic cups, with Modrić named Prva HNL "Player of the Year" in 2007.

 

After moving to the English top flight of football Croatian sensation and rags to riches hero and civil war veteran (he fought as a child soldier in the battle of Modrici) Luka Modric would become rated as one of the greatest midfielders to ever play in the league, and a £40million offer by Chelsea Football Club for his talents was recently rejected by Tottenham Hotspur.

Yosarian is Luca

 

I knew it.

Luka Modric is a Croatian footballer who plays for Tottenham Hotspur and for the Croatia national football team.

 

Modric's childhood coincided with the Croatian War of Independence. After showing promise in hometown club Zadar's youth team, he was signed by Dinamo Zagreb as a teenager in 2002. His professional career began with loan spells at Zrinjski Mostar and Inter Zaprešić. While he was playing for GNK Dinamo Zagreb, they won three consecutive league titles and several domestic cups, with Modrić named Prva HNL "Player of the Year" in 2007.

 

After moving to the English top flight of football Croatian sensation and rags to riches hero and civil war veteran (he fought as a child soldier in the battle of Modrici) Luka Modric would become rated as one of the greatest midfielders to ever play in the league, and a £40million offer by Chelsea Football Club for his talents was recently rejected by Tottenham Hotspur.

 

 

 

thanks for information about your pseudo

Luka Modric is your hero

 

and you want to become a professional footballer?

 

there are very difficult to live in Croatia because it is a poor country and too much unemployment and young people not have much future.

I guess tourism is just a bit of money coming to the country.

 

 

If it is professional footballer you want to be I wish to you all the best :)

he's not Croatian :blank:

he's Yossi

Luka Modric is a Croatian footballer who plays for Tottenham Hotspur and for the Croatia national football team.

 

Modric's childhood coincided with the Croatian War of Independence. After showing promise in hometown club Zadar's youth team, he was signed by Dinamo Zagreb as a teenager in 2002. His professional career began with loan spells at Zrinjski Mostar and Inter Zaprešić. While he was playing for GNK Dinamo Zagreb, they won three consecutive league titles and several domestic cups, with Modrić named Prva HNL "Player of the Year" in 2007.

 

After moving to the English top flight of football Croatian sensation and rags to riches hero and civil war veteran (he fought as a child soldier in the battle of Modrici) Luka Modric would become rated as one of the greatest midfielders to ever play in the league, and a £40million offer by Chelsea Football Club for his talents was recently rejected by Tottenham Hotspur.

This would mean he was in the battle when he was 6. Which is SOOOOOO very untrue and impossible cause there were no child soldiers in the war in Croatia. It was awful but this isn't Liberia or Somalia or some other African state. He had to move from his home, big deal he wasn't he only one. And if you are trying to represent yourself as a big fan please try to give people correct info.

 

Yossi you were so much funnier before.

thanks for information about your pseudo

Luka Modric is your hero

 

and you want to become a professional footballer?

 

there are very difficult to live in Croatia because it is a poor country and too much unemployment and young people not have much future.

I guess tourism is just a bit of money coming to the country.

 

 

If it is professional footballer you want to be I wish to you all the best :)

 

And Lory I don't even know why I'm doing this but Croatia is not difficult to live in, the unemployment is the same as in every other East European country. And we are not poor. The effing war ended 16years ago its time for everyone realize that the situation here is normal.

 

 

 

I do apologise to everyone for this but I just had to say it.