Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

 

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

 

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

 

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

 

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

 

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

 

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

 

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

 

No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark

 

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

 

In Texas it is illegal for a wife to rearrange the furniture without her husband's permission.

 

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

 

All citizens must own a rake

 

Atlanta

Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp

 

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

sorry, I made 2 of these accidently, will you please delete this BusyBeeBurns?

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

 

for what state?

eh well thats clap ( :D irish way of saying 'crap' sorry that movie influenced me)

hahaha clap

and beet for bit and that movie I MADE A THREAD FOR AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO RESPOND TO well that movie is weird they say fookin and hen for hun and they say geou (really fast form of getout) its soooo funny. ok im doney bun pig.

are you irish?

no. im only fascinated with the scenic beauty and HOT guys of that country. and im watching an irish movie right now.

:lol: yes the guys here :blush: :P :lol:

I wish I was in Ireland. :rolleyes:

:P :sneaky:

but i wish i was in England! :rolleyes: i'd just have to bring a few people with me! :lol: :rolleyes: