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OK, so I'm on this site that is supposed to be teaching me how to use HTML... and this is what I get:


"For example, if your grandmother with her 286 PC and 14.4 kHz modem tries to log on to a Web page that has all the latest animated graphics, audio and nifty new design features, it just isn't likely to load properly, if at all. Might even crash the whole computer! Whee!"


WTF! And how come his grandmother sounds just like me?

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"Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must’ve hit something on the remote.


Chandler: Do we pay for this?


Joey: No, we didn’t even pay our cable bill—maybe this is how they punish us.


Chandler: Maybe we shouldn’t pay our phone bill—free phone sex.


Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that lady’s all kinds of naked.


Chandler: Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!


Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.


Chandler: Like finding money with naked people on it!" :lol: lol :P

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" well if you get in a bind, just rip up the fake grass"

- my music teacher on the phone


" there is no spoon"

- The Matrix


"The Canadians are comming! The Canadians are comming!"

- Collin Mackary from "Who's Line Is It Anyways?"

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"We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn that later in life we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization."

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Rachael: Hey Monica we need more candy

Monica: What!? There's been like foru kids.

Rachael: I know but one just said she loved me so I gave her everything

Phoebe: No wonder you're pregnant


"A man who cannot lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings."


""Do sheep shrink when it rains?"


"Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms at night? Are they afraid someone might break in and clean them?"


"Republicans sleep in seperate beds...ofter in different rooms..that's why there are more democrats"

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