I'M GOING STRAIGHT FOR YOUR THIGHS LIKE THE CAKE YOU ATE~

 

problem solved

Brent, can I come pet your doggy? :nice:

 

Yeah sure just so long as you keep it above the waist.

:disappointed:

My dog doesn't even have balls

:wink3:

Shut up Emily. Stop bragging about your testicles.

no u

I'm not bragging about mine

 

^ Typed with my left testicle

I don't really have testicles. :disappointed:

I don't really have testicles. :disappointed:

 

Emily yeah you do

 

Remember that one time when you showed me

oh yeah on my internet computer webcam i don't have

No you sent me a picture

It kinda looked like a bird but I know what it really was

it had a wheel

Ugh Emily I can't find it

:disappointed:

Oh here it is

 

i feel good knowing that a part of me is somewhere out there in the world

Chocobo :awesome:

I still don't really understand what one of those is

 

All I know is I got a broken one in the mail

I haven't tasted a poop. I said it would PROBABLY taste like poop. Read, bitch

 

No, you didn't, bitch:

 

IT WOULD TASTE like poop because you have to gnaw the inside of an unclean asshole as part of bail

 

:P

I'm confused

I still don't really understand what one of those is

 

All I know is I got a broken one in the mail

 

Would you like to know what a chocobo is?

I know it has something to do with a game

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocobo

 

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