oh my god is that a whole long wiki article about a fake bird :|

yes

This is a situation I've been in many times.

 

You need to come to terms with yourself that if you don't pass you will fail life. Then you need to go to somewhere remote and actually study.

 

There is absolutely no way you can pull something out of your ass and actually pass. I've tried many many things and they just don't work.

 

Or you can cheat.

 

But don't cheat.

 

lol thanks! i'll definitely not cheat....i can't risk it....my folks will kill me! lol

No, you didn't, bitch:

 

:P

 

I'm confused

 

I realise the quote in that quote doesn't show, but regardless, Brent you just got pwned.

 

Don't make an all-knowing thread without expecting to get pwned here and there.

 

lul n00b

No, you didn't, bitch:

 

 

 

:P

 

You're right that's not what I said, but I'm not saying by any means that I know what poop tastes like

 

What I'm getting at is that it would taste like poop because you have to lick and gnaw at where poop is.

 

Like I've never tasted asshole but I assume it tastes like whatever asshole tastes like.

 

You get it?

I realise the quote in that quote doesn't show, but regardless, Brent you just got pwned.

 

Don't make an all-knowing thread without expecting to get pwned here and there.

 

lul n00b

 

Nah I'm still right.

I can see your point, but you're still assuming that an asshole tastes like poop. So therefore you know what an asshole tastes like. Well um.

 

Well ok thats a fair assumption.

 

Well ok you're right. But you're still a n00b.

 

n00b

I mean an asshole is more likely to taste like poop than chocolate cake or cheese fondue

Do you have fantasies about scaphism?

Do you have fantasies about scaphism?

 

*googles because I don't know what that is*

 

Reaction: :wtf:

 

No, but I do oftentimes have very violent dreams. Once, after I watched Braveheart, I dreamed that I was drawn and quartered. It was unpleasant. Another time, I dreamed that I was pulled apart my horses. Another time I was ripped apart by wolves.

 

I'm pretty fucked up I guess

There's a death metal band, apparently, called "Scaphism." Classy.

when should I post my letter to you?

when should I post my letter to you?[/color]

 

Yesterday

I'm to much in love with my drawing

should I add it to the letter?

 

and that's impossible because I just wrote it :blank:

Well if you're in love with it you should keep it. I don't want to be the reason you never find love again :disappointed:

Why am I posting in this thread?

There is an ad on this page saying 'Nasty Girls do it better' with no other information, what is it for?

The ads are generated by google, so stop googling Nasty Girls, and especially Nasty Girls Who Do It Better :veryangry:

 

BOLD ELS

Why am I posting in this thread?

 

Because you want advice but you don't know what for :huh:

 

There is an ad on this page saying 'Nasty Girls do it better' with no other information, what is it for?

 

What Reilly said

Okay srs question now...

If someone is cock blocking, how do you tell them to stop it and to fuck off without them getting offended?

The ELS you should probably shut up and let the man do it and afterwards make him a chicken sammige.

 

National womens day is over lolololololol

 

But on a more serious note, I'm not 100% sure what you mean. I kinda fear finding out what you really mean, because if its along the line of what I think you mean, then that's just un-acceptable.

Well if you're in love with it you should keep it. I don't want to be the reason you never find love again :disappointed:

 

ohk.

well you'll know what I choose whenever it'll arrives

The ELS you should probably shut up and let the man do it and afterwards make him a chicken sammige.

 

National womens day is over lolololololol

 

But on a more serious note, I'm not 100% sure what you mean. I kinda fear finding out what you really mean, because if its along the line of what I think you mean, then that's just un-acceptable.

:charming:

Uhhhh where do babies come from?

Okay srs question now...

If someone is cock blocking, how do you tell them to stop it and to fuck off without them getting offended?

 

Who cares if they're offended?

 

Oh yeah some people are nice. Uhhhh, just be honest. Be like "uhhh....I like this person and blah blah blah blah." People appreciate honesty :nice:

 

Uhhhh where do babies come from?

 

Your balls