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Why doesn't the ELS still not get that I'm mocking him not praising? :smug2:

Why doesn't the ELS still not get that I'm mocking him not praising? :smug2:

what? really? no way ...I honestly thought that loved Chris Martin.

Why is the ELS being so sarcastic? :thinking:

 

:huh:

Does 'The ELS' remind you of Ernie Els?

I'm sorry :disappointed: Micel/michel ... or however you spell your name. I'm tired D; because of new medication methinks. I'm not sure, I'm waiting for an answer from Brent.

Thas okai I was just kidding with ya :smug2:

 

Brent you're making the ELS irritable or at least you're making her think she's irritable, why haven't you answered yet? :thinking:

Look what you've made her resort to Brent, Google?! She may as well go to a witch doctor. :veryangry:

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Does that mean that you tasted a poop? What does it taste like? :huh:

 

I haven't tasted a poop. I said it would PROBABLY taste like poop. Read, bitch

 

What is it like to be Brent? :huh:

 

It's pretty cool. I always get screwed over by everyone, and I'm overly confident which in the world of karma means I always do something stupid like falling down stairs or stepping on a nail or something.

 

Oh yeah and I'm constantly stressed out over something really minute, and I have OCD about my surroundings. Examples:

 

- GERMS ARE EVERYWHERE

- WHY IS THE TOILET PAPER ROLL UPSIDE-DOWN

- THERES A PIECE OF PAPER ON THE FLOOR GAHHHH CLEAN EVERYTHING

 

Why is Reilly's signature and avatar still of Chris Martin?

 

Because it's Reilly and he can do what he wants.

 

Why am I so tired?

 

Because you are a girl, which means you have to menstruate. And you probably don't sleep enough.

 

Why doesn't the ELS still not get that I'm mocking him not praising? :smug2:

 

Because people automatically think the worst is out for them at all times.

 

Why is the ELS being so sarcastic? :thinking:

 

:huh:

 

Because the ELS is an asshole

 

Does 'The ELS' remind you of Ernie Els?

 

No

 

Thas okai I was just kidding with ya :smug2:

 

Brent you're making the ELS irritable or at least you're making her think she's irritable, why haven't you answered yet? :thinking:

 

I was busy taking throat swabs from patients and trying not to get vomited on

Do the patients try to aim for your face with their vomit?

 

:huh:

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No, it usually gets on my scrubs.

 

But actually it's only happened once but I'm really paranoid of it happening again

Do you think they'd aim the vomit on you if they didn't like you?

 

Do you think the one person who got it on you did it on purpose because they didn't like you?

 

:huh:

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I think most people, who are in shock when they barf, don't really have a second thought of where they vomit :nice:

 

But WOULD theoretically someone do that? lol ya probz

ok....ask you questions eh? alrighty then!

 

what's the best way of studying for 2 MAJOR tests that hold like in a weeks time when you've not really been studying at all and actually pass? (with at least a B?)

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ok....ask you questions eh? alrighty then!

 

what's the best way of studying for 2 MAJOR tests that hold like in a weeks time when you've not really been studying at all and actually pass? (with at least a B?)

 

This is a situation I've been in many times.

 

You need to come to terms with yourself that if you don't pass you will fail life. Then you need to go to somewhere remote and actually study.

 

There is absolutely no way you can pull something out of your ass and actually pass. I've tried many many things and they just don't work.

 

Or you can cheat.

 

But don't cheat.

If I fart more than 20 times a day, am I polluting the enviroment?

 

 

 

Because you are a girl, which means you have to menstruate. And you probably don't sleep enough.

 

 

 

 

 

Because the ELS is an asshole

 

 

 

That's no way to speak to a woman on international women's day.

(Also I'm pretty sure it's the medication I am on. Unfun ;___;)

 

 

Is there an international men's day?

Is there an international hen of luxury day?

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If I fart more than 20 times a day, am I polluting the enviroment?

 

Not technically, but for humor's sake I'm gonna say yes

 

why didn't I get my letter of you yet?[/color]

 

Did you not? This is a problem.

 

lol at your country's mail system. I can send another :nice:

 

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING :angry:

 

I was waiting for one from you :disappointed:

 

That's no way to speak to a woman on international women's day.

(Also I'm pretty sure it's the medication I am on. Unfun ;___;)

 

 

Is there an international men's day?

 

No, but you're free to make me a sandwich anytime.

 

Is there an international hen of luxury day?

 

Not to my knowledge. Why do you ask such weird questions? I don't like this game.

 

Do you like Scrubs ?

 

No. I hate that show. Terrible. It's cheesy as hell.

Not technically, but for humor's sake I'm gonna say yes

 

I was serious :snobby:

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