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Why do I ALWAYS lose my wallet, keys and/or phone before I need them really badly?

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I'm going camping tomorrow. Can't find my wallet. Need it for stuff. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME

 

Does anyone else have this problem or am I inordinately stupid?

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It'll help if you make a thread about it :thumbsup:

Kidding :disappointed:

Well I wasn't kidding but

eh

 

Sorry Brent, I always misplace stuff too. It's so annoying because often they were right in front of me but I didn't really have my full attention on it.

Try looking in places where you know it should be and place your attention more on that, rather than overlooking it

Aside from that, I can't say much because I don't live in your house :uhoh:

I hate to rub salt in but yeah, you sound stupid.

 

I used to have a housemate who would consistently lose his wallet, keys or phone, which was so fucking annoying as he'd need a lend of money, or couldn't get in the house and would be calling you to come home, or using your phone to ring other people.

 

Once I got a call from a random number, it was him calling to say that he lost his keys and needs to get in the house, as he left his wallet inside the night before by accident, and he's calling from another number because he lost his phone. What a fucking retard. I couldn't stop laughing with rage.

 

In the space of only one year he went through 4 phones (He buys really cheap ones because he knows he's fucking stupid), a few wallets and 3 house keys (Which was great knowing the keys to my house were just laying all over the fucking town), do you sound that bad?

 

Surely you can't be THAT bad?

Oh I thought he meant lost it in public/taxis that sort of thing.

 

No I don't have this problem of misplacing stuff in my own house, you freak.

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Well when I'm in my own apartment I don't have a problem with it. But when I come to my parent's house is when I lose it because I don't have a specific spot for it.

 

I'm looking and it's DRIVING ME NUTS

 

And no, Reilly, I'm not THAT bad. He sounds like a full-on moron: I just have a twinge of cognitive retardation :disappointed:

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This sux

 

I always find these things in really random places. I'll tell you about it laterrrrr

Get a new wallet :smug2:

Brent have you tried looking in your jeans back right pocket? I find mine there like ALL THE TIME

Brent have you tried looking in your jeans back right pocket? I find mine there like ALL THE TIME

 

ooh, you just made Brent touch his buttocks *giggle*

 

Make him do other stuff!

Brent I sometimes keep my wallet in my crotch area, thoroughly check there.

 

teehehehe

Brent have you tried looking in your jeans back right pocket? I find mine there like ALL THE TIME

 

That's a stupid place to put it. How have you not had it stolen yet?

I've never put my wallet on the back pocket. I put mine in my side pocket, it looks bulky and weird as if I have a huge lump on my thigh but at least it is much safer.

I've never put my wallet on the back pocket. I put mine in my side pocket, it looks bulky and weird as if I have a huge lump on my thigh but at least it is much safer.

 

:nod:

 

Rudy, you're a pillar of common sense.

 

If Reilly ever walks past me I'm going to steal his wallet.

And if I have my wallet in my back pocket, it feels really weird when I sit. It's like one side of my butt is mounted an inch higher. :|

. It's like one side of my butt is mounted an inch higher. :|

 

Keep talkin'

 

:sweatdrop:

:| :wtf:

 

Don't look at me like that, punk :daisy:

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Brent have you tried looking in your jeans back right pocket? I find mine there like ALL THE TIME

 

Ugh yeah I checked there like 5 times.

 

ooh, you just made Brent touch his buttocks *giggle*

 

Make him do other stuff!

 

I hate when Reilly makes me touch myself : (

 

Brent I sometimes keep my wallet in my crotch area, thoroughly check there.

 

teehehehe

 

tee hee :blush:

 

Keep talkin'

 

:sweatdrop:

 

Rudy made me wetttt

That's a stupid place to put it. How have you not had it stolen yet?

 

GOD I mean JEEEEZ

 

99% of the time I'm not in a crowded area or unsafe place so it's not necessary to worry about that, but if I am in that circumstance, get this- I simply move the wallet, stay with me here, FROM the exposed back pocket, TO the inside jacket pocket, and zip up.

 

I life so well. :smug2:

GOD I mean JEEEEZ

 

99% of the time I'm not in a crowded area or unsafe place so it's not necessary to worry about that, but if I am in that circumstance, get this- I simply move the wallet, stay with me here, FROM the exposed back pocket, TO the inside jacket pocket, and zip up.

 

I life so well. :smug2:

 

That's a nice little routine, I'd love to see you do it sometime......

 

:wink3:

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This thread is ghey

That's a nice little routine, I'd love to see you do it sometime......

 

:wink3:

 

Did you like the zipping up? Everyone loves that bit. :smug2:

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