Did you like the zipping up? Everyone loves that bit. :smug2:

 

That's the main bit I like, yeah :wink:

I FOUND IT YOU GUIZ!!!!!!!1111~`!!!~!~

Where?!

ON TOP OF MY DAD'S COMPUTER TOWER (I know super random)

 

I used his computer last night and I guess I put my wallet on it :huh:

 

DA FUQQQ

Your dad went to watch porn.

 

It required a credit card to watch.

 

Your dad stole your wallet whilst you were sleeping.

 

He ordered porn with it.

 

He forgot to put your wallet back where he found it.

 

Hence why the wallet was on top of his computer.

 

I just CSI'd this situation. Thank me later.

omg THANKS KIAME :dazzled:

 

Nahhh he's out of town actually :|

Nahhh he's out of town actually

 

Directed by M Night Shyamalan

hahaHAHAHAHAHA

 

douche

3 house keys (Which was great knowing the keys to my house were just laying all over the fucking town)?

 

This made me lawl

That was a delayed reaction.

 

I suppose its not like someone could find a random set of keys and know what house they're for, but in case he was at one of his douchey dangerous friends houses and left them there.

 

Then again he was the type of idiot who would write his address on a tag with his house keys SO PEOPLE CAN SEND THEM BACK

You probably have a stranger living inside the walls or something

I don't live there any more, but funny you mention it, we always wondered if someone was living in the attic, the panel to get in there was removed a few times, we went up and couldn't find much.

That's really fucked up

Buy a man bag and put all your stuff in there. Problem solved!

I would love a man bag actually. To carry my iCrap and wallet and all my keys (I have a lot of keys)

 

But here if you have one and you're not a hipster you basically are shunned from society.

But I thought you were a hipster? :confused:

No I'm not :disappointed:

 

I shower far too often

I think you're cool anyway! And +1 for regular showers!

:wacky:

 

I think you're cool :nice:

 

Do YOU shower regularly? Or at least cake on deodorant?

I'm not cool.

 

I take a shower every day, sometimes twice a day in the summer.

#22000

I always take two per day

 

Once at night to wash the stank off

 

Once in the AM to wake me up

I can't fall asleep if I take a shower just before going to bed, very annoying

Ew so your sheets are all gross?

 

Hey should I buy this album now or later?

No! I change them every week.

 

Which album?