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Worst christmas presents ever

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thats what I'm getting for Christmas, I'll be so relieved once its finally finished and done with.

Cologne. I don't mind it and I never use it. It's the worst present for me, and ALWAYS there's someone who give me one, for Christmas or my bday... :angry:

wow, maybe they think you smell or something? lol, jk :stunned: next time someone gives you perfume or something you should fly into a rampage and scream "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? THAT I SMELL? HOW ABOUT I RIP YOUR NOSE OFF AND FEED IT TO A OWL?! MY ODOR WOULDNT OFFEND YOU THEN WOULD IT?" but thats just my take on it.

 

i dont remember the worst present i got for christmas, probably clothes, but i remember last year my mom got me this travel shave kit and i was like "um, do you think i have bad hygene or something? :huh: :( :cry: "

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? THAT I SMELL? HOW ABOUT I RIP YOUR NOSE OFF AND FEED IT TO A OWL?! MY ODOR WOULDNT OFFEND YOU THEN WOULD IT?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

^^ Ok, next time I'll try to shout at them, fight a bit and stop talking to them forever. Yeees, then they'll never give me more cologne, yeeeees!!!

 

Thanks for the advice! :D

*waits anxious to someone who give her cologne* ;)

do you use cologne a lot? are there bottles and bottles in your room? id take one and pop the top off and dump the whole thing on someone you dont like

I NEVER use cologne, all the bottles I get I give them to my sister or my mum.

But I can use insecticide for dumping on those people... :sneaky:

not insecticide, that would keep the bugs off them, switch their shampoo with honey :sneaky:

Huuuum, I'd prefer eat the honey that using it in them... *drools*

Naaaaah, it's cool!! :wink3: :wink3:

good point' date=' how about mixing hair dye with their shampoo?[/quote']How about bleach, if the victim has dark hair?

 

Worst present I got was a personal care kit with shaving cream, Lever soap, deodorant, maxi pads, etc. BTW--I don't think I have horrible hygiene. :p

 

The shaving cream was the worst as I was supposed to stay away from sharp objects (eg. razors) so it was a totally useless gift. :p

:lol: Same with me, I got a kit with body wash, shampoo, deodorant and all sorts of stuff. I was like mannnn I must smell like dead fish or something. :stunned:

i got an electric shaver for x-mas, but i thought it was cool b/c i probably would not buy one of those for myself. *shrug*

i don't think it had anything to do w/ me having bad hygiene

 

i actually like it when people give me nice smelling lotions from bath and body works! they are so nice! :D it was a fad back in the day to get people that. i think it's because it's the easiest thing to get if you don't know what the other person wants. 'cause anybody could use it.

Yeah I like it too but when you keep get more and more body wash from everyone it's like jeez :lol:

:lol: :lol: you got a point there! :/

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:stunned: thread stil goin

i think it's because it's the easiest thing to get if you don't know what the other person wants.

its always easy to buy stuff for girls, if its cute, smells nice, or is shiny shell like it

:lol: :lol: ^its funny coz its true!! :rolleyes: :lol:

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christmas chocolates nearly finished :(

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