Sternly Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 SORRY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY! US man fined for shipping himself McKinley said he was homesick A man who shipped himself in an airline crate half-way across the United States has been fined $1,500 and sentenced to four months' house arrest. A federal court in Texas, also put shipping clerk Charles McKinley, 25, on probation for a year. In September last year, McKinley sent himself in a cargo crate from Newark airport in New Jersey to Dallas/Forth Worth in Texas, to visit his parents. He said he had resorted to this because he had no money and was homesick. The shipping documents said the crate contained a computer, a monitor and clothes, according to prosecutors. It was sent without insurance. Rattled The judge told McKinley he could have died. "I don't like what you did. It was wrong and very stupid," he said. "But I'm glad you are standing here this morning, rather than have met a fate much worse by the stupidity of your actions." He was taken out when the delivery man who dropped off the crate at McKinley's parents noticed it had started to rattle. The $1,500 is more expensive than many airlines charge for a first class ticket from New York to Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: NO OPINIONS ALIKE??????? NO, NO! YOU ONLY! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidIntel Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 What on earth was he thinking... I bet his mind was on auto-pilot I'll get me coat :embarrased: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidIntel Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 heh....... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 :lol: :lol: I DUN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'LL GET! DUN KNOW WHAT A COAT IS! BUT HE IS, INDEED, VERY STUPID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 what a stupid? that doesnt make sense next time put 'what a stupid man' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 THANKS FOR THE CORRECTION! I'LL HAVE THAT IN CONSIDERATION NEXT TIME :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 I'LL HAVE THAT IN CONSIDERATION NEXT TIME you'll TAKE that in TO consideration next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 MISTER, THANKS AGAIN! I'LL TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION TOO! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 INTO you used it in the wrong context into is a preposition its not a prepostion in that sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 SORRY YOU REACHED A LEVEL WHICH IS HIGH ABOVE MY HEAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 DO YOU LIKE THEM? I DO! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 you're such a bitch im not even going to respond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidIntel Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 ERIC!!! What's with you!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 colleen im sorry excessive exclamation marks and the caps are getting to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW! LAME ESCUSE! :rolleyes: :P :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 LAME ESCUSE! EXCUSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sternly Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 RESPECT MY PUN, PLEASE! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 I've heard that story before. I seriously wonder what the heck this guy was thinking. WHAT A STUPID! Heh heh, I'm sorry, but this sounds really funny. It reminds me of the Zero Wing "All your base are belong to us" scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cristiane Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 :lol: so stupid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 RESPECT MY PUN, PLEASE! What pun is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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