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your D will be angry even if it's art :dozey:

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i´m horny but I can´t have sex. How sad is that ? :D

´m horny but I can´t have sex. How sad is that ?

well you can't have right now :dozey:

I am horny and I cant get sex neither :bigcry:

first of all

you're not horny

you're caca old :dozey:

 

 

and so??

 

:sneaky:

 

i'm horny and today i see my bf so :lol:

i'm horny and today i see my bf so

ou lala

it's going to be hot in mexico today

:stunned:

lucky caca u :angry:

´m horny but I can´t have sex. How sad is that ?

well you can't have right now :dozey:

 

But, but... i can´t because of my monthly friend :angry:

oops :embarrased:

*edit* :lol:

ou lala

it's going to be hot in mexico today

:stunned:

lucky caca u :angry:

 

 

very lucky :D

he doesn't have to know :idea2:

:(

i'm going the first male i'm going to, see on street if it continues :P

sure

mmm

or can i send you by pm :idea2:

the sad thing is I was planning a "private party".. That strawberry with champagne body oil I got makes a huge effect on him ;)

do you speak of the same friend?

that friend who comes one time a month until you're 54/55 :stunned:

do you speak of the same friend?

that friend who comes one time a month until you're 54/55 :stunned:

 

yeap... thats the one...

argh :confused:

there's some pills against this friend :idea2:

is you job mates are not going to be schoked to see this? :stunned:

puah i've tried them

and it's not terrible :confused:

i have to be very very careful :idea2:

keep them against licking the sreen raver :stunned:

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